Jokes for the day

07-01-2000, 06:28 AM

Was Dracula ever married?
No,he was a bat-chelor.
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What does a cat like to eat at breakfast time?
Mice crispies.
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What's the definition of CID?
Coppers in disguise.
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What happened when the frog's car broke down on the motorway?
He was toad away.
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How does a ship hear things?
Through its enginEERS.
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Why is a snake clever?
Because you can't pull its leg.
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Why did the elephant walk on two legs?
To give the ants a chance.
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What has teeth but never eats?
A comb.
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When is cricket like a crime?
when it's hit and run.
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What travels underground at 80 miles an hour?
A mole on a motorbike.
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What's black has two wheels and travels underground?
A moleped.
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What's the worst trip to take? A long sea voyage? A transatlantic flight?
No - the trip to the headmaster's study.
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What's the cheapest way to see the world?
Buy an atlas.
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What table is made of paper and has no legs?
A timetable.
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What do you write on a robot's gravestone?
Rust in peace.
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Why does the world never come to an end?
Because it is round.
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What kind of bolt is of no use?
A thunderbolt.
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Where does a chimney sweep keep his brushes?
In a soot case.

to be continued..........