A drunk man walking past a river sees a priest baptizing his
people and decides to go for a baptism.


The priest baptizes his people by dunking their heads into the water
and asks, "Have you seen Jesus?" The people respond "Yes, I've seen Jesus".

When it was the drunkard's turn, the priest dunked his head into the
water and pulled him out and asked him "Have you seen Jesus?" He said
no, so the priest put his head back into the water for a few more
seconds and again asked "Have you seen Jesus?" The drunkard replied
"No old man." Angrily, the priest dunked his head for a much longer
time and pulled the drunkard's head out and asked him "Have you seen
Jesus?"


The drunkard replied, "Ekse my broe,........... are you sure he fell into
this river?"