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10-09-2002, 03:11 PM

RELIGIOUS VIEWS OF LIFE

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TAOISM : " Shit happens. "

CONFUCIANISM: " Confucius said, shit happens. "

BUDDHISM : " If shit happens, it isn't really shit. "

ZEN : " What is the sound of shit happening ? "

HINDUISM : " This shit happened before. "

ISLAM : " If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. "

PROTESTANTISM : " Let shit happen to someone else. "

CATHOLICISM : "If shit happens, you deserve it. "

JUDAISM : " Why does this shit always happen to us ? "

ATHEISM : " I don't believe this shit. "

AGNOSTICISM : " What is this shit ? "

Commentary by KKT:

It seems that Taoism
is the nearest path to Truth :-))

All other paths are simply
trick used by << discursive >>
thought to escape facing
the actual reality (i.e. the << WHAT IS >> :-))

The message of Taoism is

<< Accept wholeheartedly
whatever is the present (i.e. WHAT IS)
even if it is ... sh.. >> :-))

BTW, please don't mind
the word << sh.. >>
It's just a joke :-))

Cheers :-)

KKT

10-09-2002, 03:56 PM

KKT wrote:

>>> It seems that Taoism is the nearest path to Truth :-))
....of course only if shit were the only truth there was...
A mother lode of shit:

TAOISM : " Shit happens. " CONFUCIANISM: " Confucius said, shit
happens. " BUDDHISM : " If shit happens, it isn't really shit. " ZEN
: " What is the sound of shit happening ? " HINDUISM : " This shit
happened before. " ISLAM : " If shit happens, it is the will of
Allah. " PROTESTANTISM : " Let shit happen to someone else. "
CATHOLICISM : "If shit happens, you deserve it. " JUDAISM : " Why
does this shit always happen to us ? " ATHEISM : " I don't believe
this shit. " AGNOSTICISM : " What is this shit ? " All other paths
are simply trick used by << discursive >> thought to escape facing
the actual reality (i.e. the << WHAT IS >> :-)) The message of Taoism
is << Accept wholeheartedly whatever is the present (i.e. WHAT IS)
even if it is ... sh.. >> :-)) BTW, please don't mind the word <<
sh.. >> It's just a joke :-)) Cheers :-) KKT ------------------------
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02-20-2007, 03:08 AM

A Jewish man was riding on the subway
reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of
his, who happened to be riding in the
same subway car, noticed this strange
phenomenon. Very upset, he approached
him and said:.

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are
you reading an Arab newspaper?"

Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish
newspapers, but what did I find? Jews
being persecuted, Israel being attacked,
Jews disappearing through assimilation
and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now
what do I find? Jews own all the banks,
Jews control the media, Jews are all rich
and powerful, Jews rule the world. The
news is so much better!"

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