Jokes

10-30-2000, 11:12 PM

Hi All,

I wanna share some 'budhist jokes' I got from the net;
Have a nice time... :-)
A mie-tuofu,
Nasir

The Paratrooper

A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes
wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he
said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.
(Contributed by David Mather)

Dealing with Neurotics

The psychiatrist asks the Zen Master, "How do you deal with neurotics?"
The Zen Master replies, "I get them to the point where they can't ask
anymore questions".
(Contributed by Barry Erdman)

Wise blind elephants

Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. Failing to
agree, they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience.

The first wise, blind elephant felt the human, and declared, "Humans are
flat."
The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed.
(Contributed anonymously)