Guest guest Report post Posted January 18, 2006 Who said English is easy? Fill in the blanks with Yes or No..... 1._______________ I don't have a brain. 2._______________ I don't sense. 3. _______________ I am stupid. 4._________________ I am not a man. Try ur best!!!! and chill-chill, just chill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Report post Posted January 18, 2006 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, Take all You want. God is watching the apples!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guest Report post Posted January 18, 2006 H E I G H T S 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness? Getting a black paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 9. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder!! 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites