krsna 3 Report post Posted September 23, 2005 Campaign rhetoric: Baloney disguised as food for thought. A radical: Someone whose opinions differ from yours. A politician: One who claims to understand both sides of an issue (and may take them both). Tax collector: Someone looking for untold wealth. Congress: Where a person gets up to speak, has nothing to say, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees. Tax loopholes: Like parking spaces, they seem to disappear by the time you get there. Defeated candidate: A person who is lucky because he doesn't have to explain why he didn't keep campaign promises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites