Pankaja_Dasa 1 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife : Have you brought the grocery ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morning? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ? Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters ... Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : By Default. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : File in use ... Try after some time. Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + . + DEL to Reboot. Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ? Husband : File system is full. Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ? Husband : Only user in my WRITE group. Wife : What is my value in the family ? Husband : Unknown Virus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShegavichaRana 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2005 I laughed heartily! You must be married to enjoy it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pankaja_Dasa 1 Report post Posted January 28, 2005 ...yet.. Buddist husband says to this wife..did you offer prasadam yet? Wife answers not yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2005 Most of his answers don't jive w her questions, no? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
s3awasthi 0 Report post Posted June 26, 2008 HAHAHA ........... I am an S/w Eng , i can understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
