What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?

[krsna 3]

Question: What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?

 

Answer: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is Dog.

 

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From Billboards:

 

 

"Due to current economic difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice."

 

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"Smoke. Because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm."

 

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True sign that appeared in front of a Baptist Church:

 

"Members Only, Trespassers will be Baptized!"

 

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Bumper Stickers:

 

 

"I don't question YOUR existence." ~ God

 

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"Next time you think you're so perfect, try walking on water." - Jesus

 

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Sorry, my karma just ran over your dogma.

 

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"Don't you make me come down from this cloud!" ~ An Angel.

 

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My Other Vehicle is a broom.

 

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"O Lord, Save Me From Your Followers."

 

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"My God's not dead. Sorry to hear about yours."

 

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MISC:

 

Buddhism: If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

 

Bush: If you cut down a tree in a protected forest, did it happen?

 

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A mystical vaishya was overheard saying: "I am having an out-of-money experience."

 

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Q) What do you call a sadhu who can't sew?

A) A "mend-he-cant"

 

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If you don't believe in reincarnation, don't worry. You probably will in your next life.

 

[Tarun 6]

That Bushy Buddhist one I heard in connection with present Wash DC adminstration's environmental policy.

DASANI (neuter) means 3 or more servants. Cola's goal - to enslave us all!!!

Paying for, then carrying water around in plastic containers. Outrageous, no!?

Someone even said it was only tap water after all.