Guest guest Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Two atoms walk into a bar, One atom says to the other atom "I've lost an electron!" says one "Are you sure?I'm positive!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Once 2 camels walked into a bar. Not a mirage bar. Not a Mars bar. A saloon, tavern, inn, das Hofbrauhaus They proceeded toward the bartender. One camel admitted upfront: "I have no money!" The other camel comforted: "Don't worry, the highballs r on me!" Just to prevent dehydration, of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites