Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is Making Clones

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10. You admire his dog. Offers to make you one

 

9. Toll collector spotted four of him in the carpool lane

 

8. Always at Kinko's studying the equipment

 

7. He's an unmarried scientist with 53 sons

 

6. You're pretty sure you saw Einstein, Lincoln and Heidi Klum lounging around his pool

 

5. The clumsy attempts to make his kids look different using hats

 

4. When your wife has twins, he howls, "Amateur"

 

3. On hot summer days, neighbor kid sets up a Clonaid stand

 

2. His son's birthday cake reads, "Happy Somatic Cell Genetic Mutation Day Darren!"

 

1. You look out your window and you see you washing his car