Guest guest Report post Posted November 11, 2003 People Take it in the right spirit.... > > > > > > > > > A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. >She > > > went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. > > > > > > The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant >you > > > three 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog. > > > The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a > > > condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will >get > > > ten times more or better!" > > > > > > The woman said, "That would be okay." > > > > > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the > > > world. > > > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your > > > husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will > > > flock > > > to. > > > > > > The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most >beautiful > > > woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most > > > beautiful > > > woman in the world. > > > > > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. >The > > > frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and > > > he > > > will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay > > > because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the > > > richest woman in the world! > > > > > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, .......And she answered, >"I'd > > > like a mild heart attack." > > > > > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them! > > > > > > > > > Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for u. Stop here and > > > continue feeling better. > > > > > > > > > Male Readers, please scroll down ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > ..... > > > .... > > > .... > > > The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack !!! (:- > > > > > > > > > > > > Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with > > > them?!!! > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
