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These are excuse notes from parents (including

original spelling) collected by schools from all over

the country (not India /images/graemlins/smile.gif )



My son is under a doctor's care and should not take

P.E. today. Please execute him.



Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and

I had her shot.



Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.

28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.



Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is





Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.

Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.




John has been absent because he had two teeth taken

out of his face.



Megan could not come to school today because she has

been bothered by very close veins.




Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his




Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very

loose vowels.




Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He

had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in

()'s were crossed out.]



Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his




I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas

shopping because I don't know what size she wear.



Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.

We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and

when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.




Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have

to attend her funeral.




Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He

had a cold and could not breed well.



Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a




Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a

fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her

sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her

brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I

wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There

must be something going around, her father even got

hot last night.



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