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Once upon a time...old man & old women, old women gets sick, old man goes to doctor's, doctor gives medicine, doctor "shake medicine and give to wife", old man very slow in head, old man goes home, shakes his wife, gives medicine, wife drops down dead. the end /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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Hare Krishna

 

I have seen you name somewhere before, can't remember where?

 

anyway here's a joke you may understand...just for you!

 

why did the 'dog' cross the road, because he 'felt' like it!

 

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Hare Krishna

 

ok here is a 3rd joke that you will understand

 

if you don't then its not my fault ok! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

/images/graemlins/smile.gifKnock Knock

/images/graemlins/confused.gifWho's There?

/images/graemlins/smile.gifDocter

/images/graemlins/confused.gifDocter WHO

/images/graemlins/grin.gifThat right Docter WHO

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/images/graemlins/smile.gif knock knock

/images/graemlins/confused.gif who's there?

/images/graemlins/smile.gif Olive

/images/graemlins/confused.gif Olive who?

/images/graemlins/smile.gif Olive you ( I love you)

 

kids : /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif hahahhahaha!!!!

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Hare Krishna

 

Ok then here's another joke

('Hare Krishna' don't even bother understanding /images/graemlins/smile.gif)

 

Indian man, American man, English man, in a desert

they very hungery - soon... E.M dies, 2 left, A.M dies..

IM alive for 2 weeks - why?

 

 

 

He stole all their food..Ha Ha /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Jokester: Why did Orange stop in the middle of the street? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

Children: why?! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

Jokester: because it ran out of juice. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

Children : /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

2) why did the chicken cross the street? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Children: why ? /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

Answer: Because its a free country! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/mad.gif it can do what ever it wants, if it wants to cross the street it will! who are you to ask? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Hare Krishna

 

this is my Last Joke for u...

 

why did the old man cross the road?

 

because he left his stick on the other end! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

 

Ps I_Love_krisna, please don't spoil this thread with your

chilish jokes ok /images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

 

 

 

 

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Its not me who is spoiling your thread, its krishna!!!

ah! stop it krishna!!!

stop spoiling govindaram's thread !!!

 

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Hare krishna, you need to be conditioned into finding humour in these jokes. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Other wise, its not possible

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Knock Knock /images/graemlins/smile.gif

whos there /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Hare krishna /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Hare krishna who /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Hare krishna! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Hare Krishna who /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I said Hare krishna! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

I said Who's there! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

I said Hare krishna! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

I said who's there! who is hare krishna! /images/graemlins/mad.gif

Its me hare krishna /images/graemlins/confused.gif

HARE KRISHNA WHO /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Hare krishna, leaves with out finishing his joke... /images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

Kids : /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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