Guest guest Report post Posted June 18, 2003 10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious > > >> > situations and some wise guy answers:- > > >> > > > > >> > >1.At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? > > >> > >Answer:-Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I > > >> > thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool > > >> > comfort of the theatre. > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > >2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled > > >> > shoes steps on your feet > > >> > Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? > > >> > >Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why > > >> > don't you try again or should i try this time." > > >> > > > > >> > >3At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. > > >> > >Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you? > > >> > > > > >> > >4At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good > > >> > >Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated > > >> > cement.We occasionaly also spit in it. > > >> > > > > >> > >5At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets > > >> > you after years > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so > > >> > big. > > >> > >Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. > > >> > > > > >> > >6When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good? > > >> > >Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive > > >> > lout...it's just the money. > > >> > > > > >> > >7When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping. > > >> > >Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at > > >> > Sharjahand just when you called Salim Malik was betting > > >> > with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think? > > >> > > > > >> > >8When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter > > >> > hair > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? > > >> > >Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... > > >> > > > > >> > >9At the dentist when he's sticking pointed oblects in > > >> > your mouth > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? > > >> > >Answer:-And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite. > > >> > > > > >> > >10You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks > > >> > >Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke > > >> > >Answer:-No, it's a miracle. ..........it was a chalk and > > >> > now it's in flames!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
