A day in the life of Dr Bush dentist at large

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"Well little partner what's seems ta be the problem here ta'day?

"Well Doc, I got me a real bad tooth ache".

"Well jus open'er up and we'll take ar'selves a little look.

Hoooo dawggy boy!! ya shore got your self some kinda mean abscessed tooth there. Now, don't worry yer self none we'll jus' have ta administer a little Emirican dental justice on his behind, he he he".

"What ya gonna do for it Doc?"

"Well ginerally,... in these kinda cases,... I take my big sledge hammer over there and smash yer whole mouth in, ya know just knock them babies back in ta the stone age. I guarantee ya, you'll never have another problem with yer teeth again."

"Uhh, nurse Rumsfield kin you kindly hand me my sledge, I guess the five pounder aw'ta do the trick here.

Oh, uh, by the way little partner be sure and send yer friends to me, I'd be much obliged"

 

Disclaimer: This joke is based on a true story, however all characters in this joke are purely fictional. Any resemblance or similarity to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.