atma 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2003 An American, A Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under my skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishmen felt decidely low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said ------------"WELL, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
