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Top Ten Ways Dumb Guys Are Preparing For A Terrorist Attack

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Top Ten Ways Dumb Guys Are Preparing For A Terrorist Attack

 

 

10. Wearing special "anti-terror" hat 24/7

 

9. Adding seat belts to dining room chairs

 

8. Wearing same cologne as Tom Ridge

 

7. Building a tolerance to radiation by standing in front of the microwave

 

6. Interrogating pets

 

5. Watching a lot of them "Lethal Weapon" movies

 

4. Stocking up on Tums

 

3. Just to be safe, getting vaccinated for small and large pox

 

2. Creating elaborate color-code systems to alert citizens to threat levels

 

1. Taping a duck

 

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