vsdprasad 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2003 <p align="center">Punjab Airways!!</p> Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to 'Punjab Airways.' We apologise for the four day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! 'Punjab Airways' has an excellent record for safety. In fact, our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! I take great pleasure in announcing that starting this year, over 50 per cent of our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that don't quite make it, 'Punjab Airways' staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the kith and kin. Our stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth, pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits, provided you have paid for the coupons twice! For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. Smoking is not allowed in this aeroplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the aunts and swimming shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. However, if we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase. Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to a visit to the cock pit. Thank you for choosing 'Punjab Airways'. Have a nice journey! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
debbie 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2003 I have never had the pleasure of flying, but I don't think I want to go on a airline like that, for sure.. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Debbie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livingentity 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2003 You have never flown! I love to fly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
debbie 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2003 Livingentity, I really have never flown before. I have always thought I would like to fly, but have never had the oppor-tunity to do so..I can think of three places right now, if I would ever get the chance, and they would be India, Hawaii, and California. Why? I don't know. It seems that something deep inside wants me to go to India, not really to live, but to experience something that I am not sure exactly what yet. Perhaps one day, in my future,that will happen. Now Hawaii,I have seen the beautiful islands there, and it seems to be such a beautiful place..It would be nice to be on a deserted island,just for a little while there,just sit,think, and pray without outside interference I think that would be so peaceful. Californina, I don't know,just want to go there..Maybe one day I will fly.. Debbie Sorry for rambling on..THis suppose to be a Joke thread..Sorry.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livingentity 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2003 You'll fly someday! Maybe I'll see you on that plane to India or Hawaii!! When you go to California - go to Santa Barbara - I lived there for 20 something years and it is gorgeous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Streetstraw 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2003 "Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away!" Better we chant NArada Muni bhajay vina RAdhika-ramaNa nAme for permanent wings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
