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Received this by email. Thought it was funny.

 

The Math Of Work

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

 

What makes life 100%?

 

If ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as:

1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526

 

Then:

Hardwork

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

Knowledge

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 =96%

 

But,

 

Attitude

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 =100%

 

And,

 

Bull$h1+

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull$h1+ will put you over the top.

 

And look how far

 

Asskissing

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

 

will take you.

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For the picture sequence above, find the picture that follows logically from one of the six below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Which one of these five is least like the other four?

Mule

Kangaroo

Cow

Deer

Donkey

3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ?

17

19

36

49

50

4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns.

Ugly

Weathered

Lonely

Noxious

Tempting

5. is to as is to

 

 

 

 

 

pages left: 7

 

 

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1.

 

For the picture sequence above, find the picture that follows logically from one of the six below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Which one of these five is least like the other four?

Mule

Kangaroo

Cow

Deer

Donkey

3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ?

17

19

36

49

50

4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns.

Ugly

Weathered

Lonely

Noxious

Tempting

5. is to as is to

 

 

 

 

 

pages left: 7

 

 

Did you know?

Ancient Egyptians believed the heart was the center of intelligence and emotion. They also thought so little of the brain that during mummification, they removed the brain entirely from bodies.

 

Privacy Matters — At Emode, we're committed to your privacy. You can count on us to always safeguard and protect your personal information. Read more here.

 

Career Opportunities | About Us | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Business Solutions / Media Kit | Affiliate Program

1.

 

For the picture sequence above, find the picture that follows logically from one of the six below.

 

2. Which one of these five is least like the other four?

Mule

Kangaroo

Cow

Deer

Donkey

3. Which number should come next? 144 121 100 81 64 ?

17

19

36

49

50

4. Even the most ___________ rose has thorns.

Ugly

Weathered

Lonely

Noxious

Tempting

5. is to as is to

 

pages left: 7

Did you know?

Ancient Egyptians believed the heart was the center of intelligence and emotion. They also thought so little of the brain that during mummification, they removed the brain entirely from bodies.

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