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Hormones Hostage Guide

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.

 

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the

wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

 

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine (milk) with that?

 

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

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TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

Pass My Shotgun

Psychotic Mood Shift

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make Me Sick

Provide Me with Sweets

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

Pissy Mood Syndrome

Plainly; Men Suck

Pack My Stuff

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

 

 

 

 

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