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You know You’re in the perfect job when the office signs read:

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You know You’re in the perfect job when the office signs read:

 

1) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

2) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

3) Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

4) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

5) A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.

6) Plagiarism saves time.

7) If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

8) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

9) Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

10) We waste time, so you don’t have to.

11) Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

12) Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

13) A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

14) INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

15) Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

 

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