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Marriage is a life sentence...

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I got this joke from another list:

 

'A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him

sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He

appears to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.

 

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

 

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why

are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his

coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only

16?" he asks solemnly.

 

"Yes I do", she replies. The husband puased. The words were not coming

easily. "Do you remember when your father caugth us in the back seat of my

car making love?"

 

"Yes I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my

face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for

20 years?"

 

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

 

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have bloody gotten

out today".'

 

 

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He got banned after that post, Jagat. He was the reincarnation of Bhakta Shakta then mutated into Supercow. And he is gone-daddy-gone...

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Gauracandra claims marriage is a life sentence. I agree.

Then again, I disagree.

Marriage aka household life can also be like a run-on sentence.

What do you do with, how do you cure a run-on sentence?

You divide it up into shorter not-so-lifetime sentences.

 

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Who is the reincarnation of Bhakta Shakta aka AJAY SHAH?

 

The latters name is not ah but huh, uhhug.?-Comprehendo amestad.-?

 

Personally, I think Ajay Shah is a genius of the highest caliber ever to appear on this earth. He may be disguised as a great person underneath he is a great GOD of Universe.

 

Latahs fooz.

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Better to rebuild an old mandir than to start a new one.

Similarly, better we tack onto existing threads than start new ones.

In that spirit...

A woman accompanied her husband to his annual physical checkup.

Afterwards, his doctor took his wife aside saying:

"Unless you follow my advice, your husband will surely die."

Doc went on to say, "Here's what you need to do:

1) Every morning, make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast.

2) Meet him home daily at noon so you can serve him a well balanced lunch.

3) Make sure you feed him a good hot meal each evening.

4) Don't overburden him with any stressful conversation.

5) Don't ask him to perform any household chores.

6) Moreover, keep your house spotless & clean;

this way he won't be exposed to any threatening germs."

On their way home, he asked his wife what his doctor said.

She replied, "He said you're gonna die."

 

 

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Better to rebuild an old mandir than to start a new one.

Similarly, better we tack onto existing threads than start new ones.

In that spirit...

A woman accompanied her husband to his annual physical checkup.

Afterwards, his doctor took his wife aside saying:

"Unless you follow my advice, your husband will surely die."

Doc went on to say, "Here's what you need to do:

1) Every morning, make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast.

2) Meet him home daily at noon so you can serve him a well balanced lunch.

3) Make sure you feed him a good hot meal each evening.

4) Don't overburden him with any stressful conversation.

5) Don't ask him to perform any household chores.

6) Moreover, keep your house spotless & clean;

this way he won't be exposed to any threatening germs."

On their way home, he asked his wife what his doctor said.

She replied, "He said you're gonna die."

 

 

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