atma 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2001 I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when aal of a sudden the captain comes in the loudspeaker and tell us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic. "I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I'm 27 years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman? The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well built, handsome man. "I can make you feel like a woman", was his reply. He started walking slowly down the aisle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said "Iron this." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted July 2, 2001 Just minutes before the plane was to crash, this song (with addendum) began to sound through the jet's loudspeaker: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman Bhaktin Carole King - VAkya Tapestry Didi Aretha Franklin - Bhajan Orchestry Looking out upon the morning rain I used to feel so uninspired And when I knew I had to face another day Lord K, it made me feel so tired Before the day I met You, life to me seemed so unkind Now Your BhAv is the key to my peace of mind... Cause You make me feel, You make me feel, you make me feel like a natural woman When my soul was in the lost-and-found Your bhakta came along to claim it I didn't know just what was wrong with me Till Your bliss helped me name it Now I'm no longer doubtful (asaMzayam) of what I'm aiming for (vyavasAyAtmika buddhir ekeha) Cause if I make You happy I don't need to do more... (samsiddhir hari-tosanam) Cause You make me feel, You make me feel, You make me feel like A natural woman (manjari-bhAva) Oh, Prabhu, what you've done to me You make me feel so good inside And I just want to be close to You You make me feel so alive (jIv jAgo, nac re amar man) Cause You make me feel, You make me feel, You make me feel like A natural woman *gopi-bhAva rasAmrtAbdhi-laharI kallola-magnau muhur vande rUpa sanAtanau raghu-yugau zrI jIva-gopAlakau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
