Getting in on the Fun

[Bhaktavasya 0]

 

Darn, the thread was closed just when I wanted to ask Raga a very important question;

 

What if my external body is female and my guru has revealed my form as a gopa? Is there a form I can fill out to order my desired dress and turban decorations?

 

Sorry, kind moderator. Please refrain from discipling me as one should not repress her nature, which in my case is fun-loving.

 

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[Shashi 0]

Originally posted by Bhaktavasya:

 

What if my external body is female and my guru has revealed my form as a gopa? Is there a form I can fill out to order my desired dress and turban decorations?

 

No needing for the request.Your internal form is being already in order.Always dressed.

 

 

[raga 0]

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[gHari 0]

And if it is my desire to be always a blade of grass to cushion one of the falls of Lord Caitanya - what then is the use of this silly moving bag of bones. How will I learn to turn the sunlight into green? Where next will my Lord fall?

[Shashi 0]

Originally posted by gHari:

And if it is my desire to be always a blade of grass to cushion one of the falls of Lord Caitanya - what then is the use of this silly moving bag of bones. How will I learn to turn the sunlight into green? Where next will my Lord fall?

 

Parbhuji, I am thinking your Lord has fallen on your tongue.

 

 

[Jahnava Nitai Das 2]

For clarification, that other thread was closed because it ended up being used to criticize other spiritual paths in a malicious manner. It wasn't closed due to the last few messages, which this thread has continued on.

[Rati 0]

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[This message has been edited by Rati (edited 06-01-2002).]

[sha 0]

Originally posted by jndas:

For clarification, that other thread was closed because it ended up being used to criticize other spiritual paths in a malicious manner. It wasn't closed due to the last few messages, which this thread has continued on.

Thanks for your wise discretion though delayed. Even the name of the thread title was disgusting!

 

[raga 0]

Thanks JNDas for clarifying this. Very happy to see your non-sectarian response to mud slinging. We feel happy in your forums.