BhaktaBionic 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2002 /* Introductory Message To People Of Planet Earth */ #include <iostream.h> int main(void) { cout << "People of Planet Earth" << endl; cout << "I come to you from the future" << endl; if X>1 then cout<<”I have come to study your primitive ways”<<endl; else cout << "Live Long And Prosper" << endl; return(0); } Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valaya 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2002 So, like, are we having fun yet? Could someone please pass the Haldol? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Profile for BhaktaBionic Search: All posts by this registered user. Date Registered: 01-26-2002 Status: Junior Member Total Posts: 2 Current Email: Not available. Homepage: http:// Occupation: Conqueror Location: Planet XS!@SER Interests: Conquering ICQ Number: [This message has been edited by valaya (edited 01-26-2002).] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bhakta Don Muntean 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2002 Bhakta bionic: >>>>"Live Long And Prosper" Reply: I wonder where we heard that before........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avinash 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2002 Dear BhaktaBionic, There are syntax errors in your C++ program. 1. No filename is provided after #include. As I can see, the required filename here is < iostream.h > (Note, I have eddited the message to introduce white space character after < and before >. In reality, these white space characters should not be there. But, in this forum, it is required as otherwise < and > are treated as beginning and end of html tags). 2. The variable X is undeclared. 3. In C++, there is no keyword "then". Are you mixing Basic here? 4. There is < before else. That is wrong. Instead of <, you should use ; (semicolon). [This message has been edited by Avinash (edited 01-26-2002).] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BhaktaBionic 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2002 /*Response*/ using System; class Quote { static void Main() { Console.WriteLine("Quote: There are syntax errors in your C++ program."); } } routines printIt is == prints Response do print put @10 ‘We do not use your primitive language C++’ put @12 ‘Our language, if translated in Earthling would be: (Z++)^5’ put @16 ‘Nor is X an undeclared variable’ put @24 ‘X is an undeclared language subroutine, permitting communication with primitives’ put @40 ‘Your statement about the use of the ; (semicolon) is correct’ put @72 ‘The council has placed this single error as a test to discover the wisest of the primitives’ put @88 ‘Based on this test it appears that you are the wisest of the primitives’ put @96 ‘You shall be our ambassador to the primitives of this planet’ put @100 ‘Should you refuse, you shall be placed in a 4 ft diameter glass tube’ put @102 ‘and put on display in our intergalactic zoo’ put @104 ‘Choose wisely’ end printIt end class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avinash 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2002 I am quite fluent with many programming languages. But I am not aware of the language that you are using. Where can I get the compiler for this language? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BhaktaBionic 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2002 // 'Response' program GET "LIBHDR" LET START () BE $( WRITES ("Do not wish for what you can not have!*N") WRITES ("Earth shall discover this most perfect language!*N") WRITES ("in 2 ¾ light years. Your people are not ready!*N") WRITES ("for such technology!*N") $) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avinash 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2002 in 2 ¾ light years First you wrote a program that will generate syntax errors by all the compilers. Now you are making another mistake. You write as if "light year" is a unit of time. Though, in reality, it is a unit of distance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BhaktaBionic 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2002 /*Response*/ using System; class Quote { static void Main() { Console.WriteLine("Quote: You write as if "light year" is a unit of time. "); } } routines printIt is == prints Response do print put @10 ‘Another test, and you have passed’ put @12 ‘Truly you are the wisest of your people' put @24 ‘Thus ends the testing procedure' put @40 ‘Unless I need to use it again to’ put @72 ‘cover up any future "errors" ' end printIt end class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarun 6 Report post Posted January 31, 2002 BB = BhaktaBionic is distancing himself from what? That 2.75 light year time reference. Introductory Massage for Planet Earth's People? Where do I go? (HAIR hit song) My neck's a bit stiff; I could certainly use one. How much after the first? Devotee discounts? KaniSThas pay more? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites