Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > I am not implying anything > > Aha - so you're stating that you have slipped some into my tea?> I have? Oh how sneaky of me.

 

That's what I thought... it's just as well I don't drink tea ;-)

> What was it?

 

Can't you remember? ;-)

 

> > And what is this business with quickly looking away?> I saw something shiny.

 

And fast moving by the sounds of things :-)

 

BBPeter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

If you get this 3x blame my quick typing. I am hitting the wrond

damn keys! If you don't, forget I said anything.

In fact, just drink more tea.

 

 

> > > On weighing the evidence, it seems the most likely

possibility, so I'm

> going

> > > with Occam on this one :-)

> > If you wish to continue on blindly so be it. Just don't say that

I

> > didn't warn you.

> I think I have every right to say that, as you haven't warned me

of anything

> at all!

 

I told you to be careful of the traps and you said that would be no

fun.

 

 

> > > > I don't try, I succeed

> > > When did you turn into a budgie?

> > I didn't know that I had!

> Then what's all this seed sucking about?

 

Ok Mister English...

Learn to read the words as they are written, not how they sound

 

 

> > > And if you succeed, how come you have to keep hiding the same

things?

> > Exactly what am I hinding that you are referring to?

> I'm not referring to you hinding anything... but you do keep

having to hide

> your feet apparently :-)

 

I only cover them to keep them warm

 

 

> > > > LOL - The Marketing Boss

> > > And what is their name?

> > Their name?

> Yep.... as in their name?

 

Tis only one

 

 

> > It is only one person and his name is Serial # 179Z24AK13

> You had a twin in charge of Marketing? What would entice you to do

such a

> thing?

 

The fact that you keep saying that the Twins can handle anything and

that I should delegate more responsibilities to them!

Are you saying that you were wrong?

 

Also, please do capitalize when referring to the Twins! You take

away from their branding when you do not. It reads so generic...

 

 

> > Of course now I will hve to dismantle him because you made me

> > announce that in a

> I didn't make you do anything at all... you'll be claiming next

that you

> have no free will!!! ;-)

 

I shall never claim that! And you did so, was I suppose to ignore

your question?

 

 

> > > > If you walked in accidently, of course I would help.

> > > How could you if you were not there?

> > If it was an accident, I wouldn't need to take the day off.

> How would you know whether it was an accident before it happens?

 

You told me that you would not be careful. Our traps are excellent

here. Your survival rate without being careful is a mere .0001%. Not

a risk I am willing to take!

 

 

> > I was

> > leaving because you were going to purposely not be careful of the

> > traps.

> Well if you'll go and set traps when I'm visiting, I don't really

think it's

> up to me to be careful...

 

Sure it is - you have the dismantling codes and seem not to care to

use them.

 

 

> > > I dunno - and after I went to all that effort to save you from

that

> > > exploding safe.... :-(

> > Which was quite unneccesary I remind you! You needn't have saved

me

> > as I would not have detonated the explosives!

> Now let's not go through all that again!!!!

 

Then don't bring it up!

 

 

> > > > Again, so literal

> > > As always :-)

> >So I see

> That'll be to do with having your eyes open :-)

 

Not always...

 

 

> > > > Only by cute little puppies

> > > OMG.... they must be agents in disguise! I just hope you

haven't said

> > > anything to them...

> > I did say " hi " and then followed it with " What a cute little

puppy you

> are "

> > Then probably in a " baby talk " voice went on with something like:

> > Yes you are - you are a cute little puppy aren't you

> > awwww, does the cute little puupy like their belly scratched?

> > oh you do don't you?

> > yes you do...

> > such a cute little puppy

> Oh dear... it looks like they've got you well and truly where they

want you

> :-(

 

I love cuddly little puppies!

 

 

> > and then the rest was a private conversation

> That's what worries me... what did you tell them?

 

None of your business - it was private!

 

 

> > > > > no point on there can I be seen drinking any memory loss

serum....

> > > > Perhaps you did not unscramble the footage properly

> > > I most certainly did - I was using the C27 model.

> > Sure you were! Everyone knows that the C27 model only has 3 units

> > still in existence and they are locked up tight in the

Smithsonian

> That's the US C27.... everyone knows that the UK C27 (which, I

might add was

> much more advanced, and spelt correctly) had 27 models made (hence

the

> name), and the Evil Twin Corporation owns 26 of those...

 

 

Yeah. more advanced...

I'm glad our ploy of making you think that worked.

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > I am not implying anything

> > > Aha - so you're stating that you have slipped some into my tea?

> > I have? Oh how sneaky of me.

> That's what I thought... it's just as well I don't drink tea ;-)

 

And yet another lie caught on the group

 

 

> > What was it?

> Can't you remember? ;-)

 

Remember what?

 

 

> > > And what is this business with quickly looking away?

> > I saw something shiny.

> And fast moving by the sounds of things :-)

 

 

Possibly

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> If you get this 3x blame my quick typing. I am hitting the wrond> damn keys!

 

ROFL.... what a fantastic way to prove it :-)

 

> If you don't, forget I said anything. In fact, just drink more tea.

 

Whadayamean " more " ?

 

> > I think I have every right to say that, as you haven't warned me of anything> > at all!> I told you to be careful of the traps and you said that would be no fun.

 

You didn't - you offered to send me details of the traps - you never warned me about them...

 

> > > > > I don't try, I succeed > > > > When did you turn into a budgie?> > > I didn't know that I had!> > Then what's all this seed sucking about?> Ok Mister English...

 

 

Who're you talking to?

> Learn to read the words as they are written, not how they sound

 

Where's the fun in that?

 

> > I'm not referring to you hinding anything... but you do keep having to hide> > your feet apparently :-)> I only cover them to keep them warm

 

You've changed your story.... ;-)

 

> > You had a twin in charge of Marketing? What would entice you to do such a> > thing?> The fact that you keep saying that the Twins can handle anything and

> that I should delegate more responsibilities to them!

> Are you saying that you were wrong?

 

Not at all - we need specific Twins - and unless you've been sneaking around behind my back, we don't have any Marketing Twins ...

 

> Also, please do capitalize when referring to the Twins! You take> away from their branding when you do not. It reads so generic...

 

Ooooh - someone's a bit Fussy today ;-)

 

> I shall never claim that! And you did so, was I suppose to ignore> your question?

 

You could have said that it was not for sharing in the public domain... or just answered using one of the various codes...

 

> > How would you know whether it was an accident before it happens?> You told me that you would not be careful. Our traps are excellent> here. Your survival rate without being careful is a mere .0001%. Not

> a risk I am willing to take!

But you're failing to take into account my unnaturally high luck factor :-)

 

> > Well if you'll go and set traps when I'm visiting, I don't really think it's> > up to me to be careful...> Sure it is - you have the dismantling codes and seem not to care to> use them.

 

Oh, is *that* what those codes are for? You really should explain your memos a bit better ;-)

 

> > Now let's not go through all that again!!!!> Then don't bring it up!

I haven't eaten it :-)

 

> > Oh dear... it looks like they've got you well and truly where they want you> > :-(> I love cuddly little puppies!

Exactly - they're playing on your weeknesses....

 

> > > and then the rest was a private conversation> > That's what worries me... what did you tell them?> None of your business - it was private!

 

As long as it wasn't anything to do with the Company...

 

> Yeah. more advanced...> I'm glad our ploy of making you think that worked.ROFL - and I'm glad that our double bluff of letting you think that we'd fallen for your ploy, while really keeping the full abilities of the C27 under wraps...

 

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > That's what I thought... it's just as well I don't drink tea ;-)> And yet another lie caught on the group

 

What lie.... I haven't drunk tea for about 4 years....

 

> > > What was it? > > Can't you remember? ;-)> Remember what?

 

Exactly!

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > If you get this 3x blame my quick typing. I am hitting the wrond

> > damn keys!

> ROFL.... what a fantastic way to prove it :-)

 

I thought so!

 

 

> > If you don't, forget I said anything. In fact, just drink more

tea.

> Whadayamean " more " ?

 

I mean before we had a conversation with you drinking weak tea -

about a week or so ago

 

 

> > > I think I have every right to say that, as you haven't warned

me of

> anything

> > > at all!

> > I told you to be careful of the traps and you said that would be

no fun.

> You didn't - you offered to send me details of the traps - you

never warned

> me about them...

 

I said to be careful

 

 

> > > > > > I don't try, I succeed

> > > > > When did you turn into a budgie?

> > > > I didn't know that I had!

> > > Then what's all this seed sucking about?

> > Ok Mister English...

> Who're you talking to?

 

Definately not you after how you misread the word succeed

 

 

> > Learn to read the words as they are written, not how they

sound

> Where's the fun in that?

 

Well at least you would be correct and gain joy from that

 

 

> > > I'm not referring to you hinding anything... but you do keep

having to

> hide

> > > your feet apparently :-)

> > I only cover them to keep them warm

> You've changed your story.... ;-)

 

Really? And do tell what it was before

 

 

> > > You had a twin in charge of Marketing? What would entice you

to do such

> a

> > > thing?

> > The fact that you keep saying that the Twins can handle anything

and

> > that I should delegate more responsibilities to them!

> > Are you saying that you were wrong?

> Not at all - we need specific Twins - and unless you've been

sneaking around

> behind my back, we don't have any Marketing Twins ...

 

What are you talking about, we have had them for 2 years now!

I sent you the paperwork when we started the prototypes

 

 

> > Also, please do capitalize when referring to the Twins! You take

> > away from their branding when you do not. It reads so generic...

> Ooooh - someone's a bit Fussy today ;-)

 

I would say " correctly displaying our product name " . But fussy is

fine too

 

 

> > I shall never claim that! And you did so, was I suppose to ignore

> > your question?

> You could have said that it was not for sharing in the public

domain... or

> just answered using one of the various codes...

 

Or you could have simply looked it up via our network

 

 

> > > How would you know whether it was an accident before it

happens?

> > You told me that you would not be careful. Our traps are

excellent

> > here. Your survival rate without being careful is a mere .0001%.

Not

> > a risk I am willing to take!

> But you're failing to take into account my unnaturally high luck

factor :-)

 

Oh ok, 2%

 

 

> > > Well if you'll go and set traps when I'm visiting, I don't

really think

> it's

> > > up to me to be careful...

> > Sure it is - you have the dismantling codes and seem not to care

to

> > use them.

> Oh, is *that* what those codes are for? You really should explain

your memos

> a bit better ;-)

 

Or perhaps just read the whole darn thing

 

 

> > > Oh dear... it looks like they've got you well and truly where

they want

> you

> > > :-(

> > I love cuddly little puppies!

> Exactly - they're playing on your weeknesses....

 

And you mock my spelling

 

 

> > > > and then the rest was a private conversation

> > > That's what worries me... what did you tell them?

> > None of your business - it was private!

> As long as it wasn't anything to do with the Company...

 

 

Why would I tell a puppy about our company?

 

 

> > Yeah. more advanced...

> > I'm glad our ploy of making you think that worked.

> ROFL - and I'm glad that our double bluff of letting you think

that we'd

> fallen for your ploy, while really keeping the full abilities of

the C27

> under wraps...

 

 

Then I guess we are both happy

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

 

> > > That's what I thought... it's just as well I don't drink tea ;-

)

> > And yet another lie caught on the group

> What lie.... I haven't drunk tea for about 4 years....

 

You posted about drinking tea a week or so ago and commented that it

looked like water because you like it very weak

 

 

> > > > What was it?

> > > Can't you remember? ;-)

> > Remember what?

> Exactly!

 

JG!

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > > If you get this 3x blame my quick typing. I am hitting the wrond

> > > damn keys!

> > ROFL.... what a fantastic way to prove it :-)

> I thought so!

 

Oh well covered - I'm impressed ;-)

 

> > > If you don't, forget I said anything. In fact, just drink more tea.

> > Whadayamean " more " ?

> I mean before we had a conversation with you drinking weak tea -

> about a week or so ago

 

Ah - but that wasn't tea - it was hot water... a teabag had been sat next to

the cup for a few seconds, but that was as close as it came to being a cup

of tea :-)

 

> > You didn't - you offered to send me details of the traps - you never

warned

> > me about them...

> I said to be careful

 

Oh - I took that as a threat, not a warning! :-)

 

> > > Ok Mister English...

> > Who're you talking to?

> Definately not you after how you misread the word succeed

 

I'm just wondering who Mr English is?

 

> > > Learn to read the words as they are written, not how they sound

> > Where's the fun in that?

> Well at least you would be correct and gain joy from that

 

Nah - that's not as much fun... besides, I'm correct far too often ;-)

 

> > > I only cover them to keep them warm

> > You've changed your story.... ;-)

> Really? And do tell what it was before

 

You said you hid them...

 

> > Not at all - we need specific Twins - and unless you've been sneaking

around

> > behind my back, we don't have any Marketing Twins ...

> What are you talking about, we have had them for 2 years now!

> I sent you the paperwork when we started the prototypes

 

Oh right - that would be during the period when you didn't have a mailroom

then... no wonder I didn't get the paperwork!

 

> > Ooooh - someone's a bit Fussy today ;-)

> I would say " correctly displaying our product name " . But fussy is

> fine too

 

I'm sticking with fussy :-)

 

> > You could have said that it was not for sharing in the public domain...

or

> > just answered using one of the various codes...

> Or you could have simply looked it up via our network

 

That's what I did... did you not know that you *are* the network?

 

> > > here. Your survival rate without being careful is a mere .0001%. Not

> > > a risk I am willing to take!

> > But you're failing to take into account my unnaturally high luck

> > factor :-)

> Oh ok, 2%

 

That's more like it!

 

> > Oh, is *that* what those codes are for? You really should explain your

memos

> > a bit better ;-)

> Or perhaps just read the whole darn thing

 

All I got was a memo which was headed " IL Mailroom " , and simply said

" Deactivation codes " .... followed, obviously, by the codes...

 

> > > I love cuddly little puppies!

> > Exactly - they're playing on your weeknesses....

> And you mock my spelling

 

Very true... go on then, get on with it....

 

> > > None of your business - it was private!

> > As long as it wasn't anything to do with the Company...

> Why would I tell a puppy about our company?

 

I don't know, but they can be very cunning...

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

Hi Nikki

 

> > What lie.... I haven't drunk tea for about 4 years....

> You posted about drinking tea a week or so ago and commented that it

> looked like water because you like it very weak

 

That's because it was hot water without any tea in it.... you're not very

good at reading between the lines, are you?

 

BB

Peter

[Guest guest]

I thried to come on vegan chat yesterday, but kept

saying that it was unavailable, don't know why.

 

It could be that fraggle posts too many bad things about

our government :}

 

 

, " earthstrm " <earthstorm wrote:

 

>

> ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group yesterday. All

> of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied here I

> had problems.

>

> BB

> Nikki

>

[Guest guest]

i only post the TRUTH MAAAAANNN!!!!!

the truth will set you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

er make you so depressed er insane you decide t ochase butterflies fer a livin

whichever comes first

 

 

>Anouk Sickler <zurumato

>May 4, 2006 12:53 PM

>

> Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

>

>I thried to come on vegan chat yesterday, but kept

>saying that it was unavailable, don't know why.

>

>It could be that fraggle posts too many bad things about

>our government :}

>

>

> , " earthstrm " <earthstorm wrote:

>

>>

>> ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group yesterday. All

>> of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied here I

>> had problems.

>>

>> BB

>> Nikki

>>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>To send an email to -

>

[Guest guest]

Hi Anouk

 

I spell tried without the 'h' :-)

 

Jo

 

-

" Anouk Sickler " <zurumato

 

Thursday, May 04, 2006 8:53 PM

Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones amongst us

 

 

I thried to come on vegan chat yesterday, but kept

saying that it was unavailable, don't know why.

 

It could be that fraggle posts too many bad things about

our government :}

 

 

, " earthstrm " <earthstorm wrote:

 

>

> ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group yesterday. All

> of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied here I

> had problems.

>

> BB

> Nikki

>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To send an email to -

 

[Guest guest]

Hi Peter

 

> > > > If you get this 3x blame my quick typing. I am hitting the

wrond

> > > > damn keys!

> > > ROFL.... what a fantastic way to prove it :-)

> > I thought so!

> Oh well covered - I'm impressed ;-)

 

So glad that I could finally please

 

 

> > > > If you don't, forget I said anything. In fact, just drink

more tea.

> > > Whadayamean " more " ?

> > I mean before we had a conversation with you drinking weak tea -

> > about a week or so ago

> Ah - but that wasn't tea - it was hot water... a teabag had been

sat next to

> the cup for a few seconds, but that was as close as it came to

being a cup

> of tea :-)

 

And yet you had said that it was tea...

 

 

> > > You didn't - you offered to send me details of the traps - you

never

> warned

> > > me about them...

> > I said to be careful

> Oh - I took that as a threat, not a warning! :-)

 

Perhaps then you should be less paranoid and take things the right

way

 

 

> > > > Ok Mister English...

> > > Who're you talking to?

> > Definately not you after how you misread the word succeed

> I'm just wondering who Mr English is?

 

Sorry, that's classified information

 

 

> > > > Learn to read the words as they are written, not how they

sound

> > > Where's the fun in that?

> > Well at least you would be correct and gain joy from that

> Nah - that's not as much fun... besides, I'm correct far too

often ;-)

 

ROFLMAO!!!

Oh that's a good one!

 

 

> > > > I only cover them to keep them warm

> > > You've changed your story.... ;-)

> > Really? And do tell what it was before

> You said you hid them...

 

I did not - you said that!

 

 

> > > Not at all - we need specific Twins - and unless you've been

sneaking

> around

> > > behind my back, we don't have any Marketing Twins ...

> > What are you talking about, we have had them for 2 years now!

> > I sent you the paperwork when we started the prototypes

> Oh right - that would be during the period when you didn't have a

mailroom

> then... no wonder I didn't get the paperwork!

 

Why is it no wonder? I sent them, your mailroom received them. Just

because you didn't is not my issue, it is your poor mailroom service.

 

 

> > > Ooooh - someone's a bit Fussy today ;-)

> > I would say " correctly displaying our product name " . But fussy is

> > fine too

> I'm sticking with fussy :-)

 

Sounds good to me

 

 

> > > You could have said that it was not for sharing in the public

domain...

> or

> > > just answered using one of the various codes...

> > Or you could have simply looked it up via our network

> That's what I did... did you not know that you *are* the network?

 

I am? How so?

 

 

> > > > here. Your survival rate without being careful is a

mere .0001%. Not

> > > > a risk I am willing to take!

> > > But you're failing to take into account my unnaturally high

luck

> > > factor :-)

> > Oh ok, 2%

> That's more like it!

 

 

 

> > > Oh, is *that* what those codes are for? You really should

explain your

> memos

> > > a bit better ;-)

> > Or perhaps just read the whole darn thing

> All I got was a memo which was headed " IL Mailroom " , and simply

said

> " Deactivation codes " .... followed, obviously, by the codes...

 

And so what is the problem? The codes were clearly outlined as to

what they were for along with diagrams for everything.

 

 

> > > > I love cuddly little puppies!

> > > Exactly - they're playing on your weeknesses....

> > And you mock my spelling

> Very true... go on then, get on with it....

 

Get on with what?

 

 

> > > > None of your business - it was private!

> > > As long as it wasn't anything to do with the Company...

> > Why would I tell a puppy about our company?

> I don't know, but they can be very cunning...

 

 

This is quite true!

 

Did you notice that everyone joined us for awhile with these emails

and now they have gone...

 

BB

Nikki

[Guest guest]

LOL - you mean too many true things

 

Nikki

 

 

, " Anouk Sickler " <zurumato

wrote:

>

> I thried to come on vegan chat yesterday, but kept

> saying that it was unavailable, don't know why.

>

> It could be that fraggle posts too many bad things about

> our government :}

>

>

> , " earthstrm " <earthstorm@> wrote:

>

> >

> > ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group

yesterday. All

> > of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied

here I

> > had problems.

> >

> > BB

> > Nikki

> >

>

[Guest guest]

ROFL Jo!

 

BB

Nikki

 

 

, " jo " <jo.heartwork wrote:

>

> Hi Anouk

>

> I spell tried without the 'h' :-)

>

> Jo

>

> -

> " Anouk Sickler " <zurumato

>

> Thursday, May 04, 2006 8:53 PM

> Re: Evil Twins.... for the crazy ones

amongst us

>

>

> I thried to come on vegan chat yesterday, but kept

> saying that it was unavailable, don't know why.

>

> It could be that fraggle posts too many bad things about

> our government :}

>

>

> , " earthstrm " <earthstorm@> wrote:

>

> >

> > ROFL! would not let me respond well to this group

yesterday. All

> > of my groups ran fine, but for some reason everytime I replied

here I

> > had problems.

> >

> > BB

> > Nikki

> >

>

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