A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic

[Soma Juice 0]

"A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.

"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.

"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."

"Yes - so what?"

"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle - how does it *know*?""

[Lotusflower 0]

I heard joke somebody told irish man about flask keeping warm thing warm & cold thing cold.

 

Next day he comes to his work place, somebody ask what you got in your flask.?

 

The irish man says oh my flask? A cup of tea and a scoop of ice-cream.

[Amlesh 1]

Nice.

[narayanadasa 0]

 

I heard joke somebody told irish man about flask keeping warm thing warm & cold thing cold.

 

Next day he comes to his work place, somebody ask what you got in your flask.?

 

The irish man says oh my flask? A cup of tea and a scoop of ice-cream.

 

Jai Sriman Narayan:

 

The flask does keep hot things hot and cold things cold . What would you expect the temperature of a mixture of tea and icecream? If kept separate the flask would stil keep hot things hot and cold things cold.

[Lotusflower 0]

What about a pakora and samosa?

[riih.qarojamahoamaan 0]

Knowing the need is the greatest invention!

[Califord 0]

All areas of science are represented, from physics and astronomy to medicine and

... Lamont, Johann von (Scottish-German astronomer & mystic) ... Lemaître, Abbé

Georges Edouard (Belgian astrophysicist, mathematician & theologian)

[Anesh Devlall 0]

Nice one...enjoyed it.