Guest guest Report post Posted July 25, 2000 Teacher: How many days of the week begin with the letter T? Pupil : Four - Tuesday,Thursday,Today and Tomorrow. ---- What kind of bolt is of no use? A thunderbolt. ---- Parachutist: what happens if my parachute doesn't open? Instructor: We'll take it back to the store and they'll give us another one to replace it. ---- Where does a chimney sweep keep his brushes? In a soot case. ---- Man in lift: Sixth floor,please. Lift man: Here you are,son. Man in lift: How dare you call me son! Lift man: Well,i brought you up,didn't i? ---- Customer: Hare you any cheaper rings than this? Jeweller: Yes,sir,but they're stitched to the top of the curtains. ---- Job hunter: i'm sorry i'm late but i've been up all night with toothache. Interviewer: How about a job as a night watchman then? ---- Boy: can i have a new bike Dad? Dad: Ask your mother son, she takes care of recycling the money in this house. ---- Lady: i just don't know what to make of my husband these days! Friend: How about a steak and kidney pie? ---- Where can you always find money? In a dictionary. ---- What can't be used until you break it? An egg. ---- Why Mickey Mouse go into space? To find Pluto. ---- Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank. ---- Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a re-tailer. ---- Why did the bald man stick his head out of the train window? To get some fresh air (hair). ---- What game do spaceman play? Moonopoly. ---- What fish would you invite to a birthday party? A jellyfish. ---- Why is the letter V like an angry bull? Because it comes after U (you). To be continued....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
