Guest guest Report post Posted January 3, 2000 "When a man is married, he loses his bachelor's degree and the wife gets her Masters." " Marriages are made in heaven. Q: What are made in hell? A: Days after marriage." "I am the boss of the house and i have the permission of my wife to say so." "WIFE": "Worries Invites For Ever" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites