....at your feet!!!

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[from Marsha in Texas, via Jewish Humor List]

 

A few years ago I was on my way to a picnic for three different

reformed temples in the same part of my state. The picnic was held

in a large state park, and the directions I had been given were

awful. After circling the very large park four or five times, I

finally spotted a tiny, handwritten sign indicating the pavilion

where the three congregations were meeting. Everyone attending the

picnic had been invited to include, friends and even pets, so I

brought my small mixed breed, Penny. She had been very patient during

the three hours we'd been traveling, but was eager to get out of the

car and wander through the woods. I parked at the picnic pavilion,

placed her on her leash, and walked toward a group that included the

president of my temple two of the rabbis and some administrative

assistants.

 

Penny promptly walked up to the president and did what "bears do in

the woods" --- right at the president's feet.

 

I was mortified and stared at my pet with my jaw hanging. People in

the group started to snicker, and a few looked at me with a mixture of

pity and embarrassment. The president looked down at the dog, at the

mess, and then, looking at me said, "So, how long did it take you to

train her to do that?"

 

 

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