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imagine Mahatma Gandhi moving around with a tag around his neck saying "Hey everybody, I'm peaceful".

Two overworked office workers are talking. The woman says:"I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies,"and how would you do that?" The woman says ,"just wait and see."She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says:"What are you doing?" The woman replies,"I´m a lightbulb." The boss then says, "you´ve been working so much, that you´ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says:"Now where are you going?" The man says: "I go home too, I can´t work in the dark."

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash; and your data is corrupted cuz the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom.

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human. . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it's downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

Is it really from "The Philosophy of Teachings of Islam" by Mirza Ghulam Ahmad or from the 'Kitab al-Maknun' ? btw why do you have to tell each time, that your a 'Peaceful Muslim'

In U.S. one can become a Yoga Guru after 200 hrs. of training, there's an intense course of 400 hrs. The no. of hrs decides how good a yogi is. & i'm still wondering what is this thread doing here ? isn't this an 'ISKCON Internal' matter ?

why is a shudra inferior ? why do you Vaishnavites consider someone who does not worship Vishnu as inferior & a woman is inferior coz she's a woman ? shame on you. Even the muslims don't allow women to pray along side men in mosques. What's the matter with you people. bloody sexists

beautiful, thank you Ravindranji

SINGAPORE: Malaysia has proscribed the Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf), which launched a protest last year against the alleged discrimination of the ethnic Indian minority. Malaysian Homer Minister Syed Hamid Albar said Hindraf continued to pose a threat to public order, racial harmony, security and sovereignty of the country. The ban, effective from Wednesday, was based on the actions the organisation had taken since its inception. Hindraf, Mr. Hamid said, was not granted registration by the Registrar of Societies. He said Hindraf “has also tried to secure support from foreign countries for the purpose of pressuring the government to bow to its demands.” No foreign power was immediately named, though. The ban was condemned by the opposition alliance, Pakatan Rakyat, with at least one constituent party wanting to know why Hindraf was being targeted in this fashion. The opposition believes that Hindraf’s campaign for a fair deal for the minorities in the multi-religious Malaysia was a factor behind the “changing political landscape” that the recent general election produced. Power-sharing among the ethnic groups — majority Malay-Muslims, ethnic Chinese and people of Indian origin — is a principle espoused by both the ruling coalition and the opposition. But the latter is promising “a greater level-playing field” among ethnic groups for education and jobs. The timing of the ban took many Malaysian leaders by surprise, with some having even anticipated the release of all or at least one or two among the five Hindraf leaders, who were jailed under a strict Internal Security Act last year. A view in Malaysian political circles is that the ban was “precipitated” by the “conduct” of some Hindraf activists, who got involved in “scuffles” with the security personnel at the time of Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s Eid-related “open house” programme recently. Malaysian Indian Congress leader Samy Vellu said the ban would not lead to any political vacuum on the ethnic scene. http://www.hindu.com/2008/10/17/stories/2008101752371600.htm

lol....honestly I don't even know what's mayavad, I'm a hindu, and YOU,stay away from our Krishna. btw my father is a Vairagi & mother a Gaudiya Vaishnav & her ancestors had migrated from Bangladesh a couple of centuries back.

One more idiot joins the 'Happy Hippie Club'. Welcome

why do you need Shiva as an expansion of Krishna ?

nope, can't imagine a religion without them sorry

He (Prabhupada) is just following fame monger Buddha, convert the leaders the 'Praja' will follow their leader. He converted Ashoka & Ashoka with his might converted the rest. Yes what we need is a Hare Krishna dictator & under his decree anyone who doesn't believe in Krishna conciousness would face the firing squad. I didn't know ISKCON had laws similar to ISLAMIC 'Shariat'. ISKCON - ISLAM bhai bhai

October 14, 2008 MASSENA, N.Y. - An upstate New York high school has won community approval to offer students a voluntary yoga program, as long as it's not called yoga. The program began Tuesday, almost a month after several parents at Massena High School had objected to the exercise class. They claimed that teaching yoga in school would promote Hinduism and violates the separation of church and state. The yoga program has been renamed "Raider Relaxation" and includes the same exercises some parents objected to last month. The name change came during a meeting between Massena schools superintendent Roger Clough and several parents. Board of Education President Julie Reagan says if a name change makes those who opposed the yoga program happy, she can live with it. Reagan added "what's in a name?" http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--noyoga1014oct14,0,1640924.story bloody firangi

Tis high time Hindus made their presence felt, if you remember the movie Indiana Jones - The Temple of Doom, how hindu kings were depicted as monkey, snake eating & blood drinking savages. This movie was also banned in India for some years for the same.

Hindus have urged the makers of newly announced Hollywood movie "Ramayan 3392 A.D." to stay true to the story and the spirit of the timeless epic. Acclaimed Hindu statesman Rajan Zed, in a statement in Nevada (USA) today, said that Ramayan was a highly revered scripture of Hinduism. Hollywood was welcome to make a movie about Ramayan but the final product should be the true depiction of it and not a fantasized or a re-imagined version. Zed, who is president of Universal Society of Hinduism, said that changing Ramayan to fit the Hollywood machine were likely to hurt the Hindu sentiments, Ramayan had been venerated for thousands of years and we believe that it would continue to be revered in 3392 AD. Hinduism was the oldest and third largest religion of the world with about one billion followers and a rich philosophical thought and it should not be taken lightly. No faith, larger or smaller, should be plundered, Rajan Zed said and added that pillaging and inappropriate use of Hindu scriptures and serious spiritual doctrines for commercial or other agenda was not okay as it hurt the devotees. Zed further said that Ramayan was an integral part of Hinduism and was held in such reverence that Hindus believed that simply reading/hearing of it showered blessings upon the reader/listener. Ram, the hero of Ramayan, was incarnation of Lord Vishnu, and was worshipped by Hindus. Hindus welcomed Hollywood to immerse in Hinduism but taking it seriously and respectfully and not for refashioning Hinduism concepts and symbols for mercantile greed. Hindus would gladly provide genuine Hollywood seekers the resources they needed for their study and research, Zed pointed out. Ramayan, an ancient Sanskrit scripture that consists of 24,000 stanzas, explores various themes, including human existence, concept of dharma, etc. http://newsblaze.com/story/20081013085640zzzz.nb/topstory.html

OKKKK, first you'll have to answer some questions, click on the below url & answer all the questions put to you honestly: http://www.parnasse.com/drwww.shtml

In 1978, the former Prime Minister of India, Mr. Moraji Desai, a longtime practitioner of urine therapy spoke to Dan Rather on "60 Minutes" about urine therapy and stated it was the perfect medical solution for the millions of Indians who cannot afford medical treatment. Among other modern celebrities, the British actress Sarah Miles has drunk her own urine for over thirty years, in claiming the belief that it immunizes against allergies, amongst other health benefits. Shivambu Kalpa

How do you know about this ? it is as if you've just returned from your trip to HELL. Even the muslims believe every non-muslim (Kafir) will be punished in HELL. The real problem is the declining numbers of ISKCON followers, do what the muslims are doing, start breeding like rats, pretty soon you'll be everywhere.

why it's bothering you what the mayavadis or the shaivas or the shaktas believe in ? why don't you mind your own business ?

Why God made Moms -- Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home. When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow came to, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water... Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!"