Tarun

How many Frenchmen can't be wrong? How many kaniSThas can't b right?

Yes, Gaurachandra, u r correct.

Have u exposed yourself to a bit of Brit Hume's New Math? Amazing! And this guy us is being paid handsomely.

Brit ~stated a few days ago:

"Well, California is about the same size as Iraq. We lost 277 Americans in Iraq in the past 160 days. That's only 1.7 Americans shot dead in Iraq per day. Yet in an average year, we lose over 1800 Americans to accidents & murder in California alone.

That's more than 5 dead in California/day.

Ergo, it is safer for our soldiers to be in Iraq than in The Golden State."

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Hmm. Make sense? Horsesense? Humesense?

Can u figure out what is blatantly wrong with Brit Hume's succotash statistical statement?

U have till Ground Hog's Day to answer. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Meanwhile, keep warm underground, under BhUmi-ground.

I hadn't heard a sound like that in so, so long..., since Buster Crab & Johnny Weismuller swung through my neighborhood.

daNtAdInAM malADhyatvaM, pramehAt [pUrva-laxaNam] |

guNAguNa vibhedena, sAdhyAsAdhyaM tathaiva ca ||108||

||iti danta-parIxA||

Excreta adhesion in teethroots is prameha's (disease like diabetis - sperm & other vital humours emanate thru urine) premonitory sign.

Curability & incurability should b determined by teeth's features.

Thus ends teeth exam description.

Notice how ZrI Baladev VidyAbhUSan has analyzed each in favor of Parama-puruSa.

AkAzo 'rthAntaratvAdi vyapadezAt ||1|3|41||

ether, space; different reasons; Adi = for other reasons; due to designation

41) Word AkAza refers to Supreme Person, not to released soul, for it is designating something different than individual soul, plus others reasons

jyotir darzanAt

light, Supreme pervasiveness; from being seen

40) Thumb-size person & thunderbolt must refer to Brahman, for we c He is called Illume in passage immediately preceding.

vAta-zleSma vikAre tu, daNtAH jihvA vipacyate |

If vAyu & kapha r simultaneously aggravated, teeth & tongue (glossitis) will b inflamed.

pitta-zleSma vikAreSu, daNtAH nAsA sravanti ca |

If both pitta & kapha r perturbed, teeth & nose shall exude/run.

radanaM sadanaM proktaM, kalpAnte ca vidhIyate ||107||

Radana (tooth) is called sadana (residence). Rest unclear.

It is a fact that each & everyday Kaliyuga worsens, meaning trusting people becomes less & less possible. Even kanisthas cannot b trusted. Make sure u get correct full name, address, phone#, driver's license plus collateral. No collateral, forget it.

After remaining brahmacari for years, suddenly marrying was less than uninspiring. Gita Ch 18 happiness in passion. I even tried to imitate PrabhupAd by hitching up with someone I did not like. SP's father advised him to do that so later on it would b easier to renounce. But it hasn't been so easy for me to forget, regret.

I can't do it. I can externally give it all up, remain celibate, but internally I sometimes think:

If I would've married someone more inspiring back then, I wouldn't feel so uninspired right now.

I'm not talking about physical beauty. External beauty is all nonsense. Hollywood glamour & cosmetics is lower than plankton consciousness.

I firmly believe in that pre-ISKCON bhajan's lyrics:

"If u wanna b happy for the rest of your life..."

Aren't there natural substitutes for all these manufactured psychotropic pharmaceutical drugs?

Has Bhumi become bankrupt? Is Lila inferior to Lilly?

Shall we insert divya-Dupont amidst our mantras?

We do not yet know what is KC. We r somewhat on our way, but unlike Dr Martin Luther King Jr's expression, 'we haven't reached the mountain top' yet.

If the Krishna I'm worshipping is not up to the mark, then I immediately reject that defective Krishna within a split nanu-second in favor of a conceptually higher Krishna.

Look at your iSTadev-murti in a new way.

PrabhupAd said: "There may b many Krishnas, but we r concerned with a particular Krishna that appeared in VRndAvan as the son of Nanda Mhrj & YasodA."

Kaliyuga means "the era when people increasingly applaud repeatedly for the wrong deed, the wrong side...

This is different.

What can b done.

Democrats can't c the forest for the trees.

Republicans cut down your forest, then hide in their tree.

Kaliyuga reigns Supreme.

So many new books & films exposing so many scandals.

Ron Susskind's "The Price of Loyalty".

Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 coming soon to an ashram near u.

A literal barrage! A visual feast! KalkyavatAr where r u?

KampanAt = from trembling

103) All tremble fearing Him, thumb-size Person & thunderbolt refer to Brahman.

SankIrtan devotees even dovetail shivers in guru-seva.

romanca-kampazru tarango-bhAjo, vande guroH zrI caraNAravindam

iow - I said a shake, rattle & roll... /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Gargles in the rat race choir

Bent out of shape by society's pliars

Cares not to rise any higher

But rather pull u down in the hole that he's in."

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vAta-pittAsitA jAtAH, nIla-zyAvAH sa-laxaNAH |

If both vAyu & pitta simultaneously disturbed, then teeth darken, nIla-zyAva (bluish-brown) + other features.

rakta-zyAvAH bhavet dantAH, mukha-pAkaM vadaNti hi ||106||

Teeth become reddish-brown in mukha pAka (stomatitis) inflamed mouth.

Does this also apply to persons who just can't shut up?

I heard an amusingly excellent interpretation for the letters TV last week. I'll try to get back to that radio announcer asap. Trade Vehicle, Trend Vision, Troll Visor, Turd Voice, Trump Vicar...

To this day no large ship can/may pass between Ramesvaram & SrI Lanka/Ceylon. Never. Manhattan's illustrious university professor SrI BhaktivijnAna Swami 212-665-5074 originally from Belgaon, Karnataka has compiled a superbly researched slide show exactly explaining RAma-lila's hard archaelogical evidence featuring this very same bridge centerstage. Not even Indian Naval ships have ever passed between. Nor shall they or any other ever b able to.

Wear your bullet-proof vest, then bow down as flat as u can, just in case your Deity decides to release His sudarzan-cakra.

If it becomes Skull & Bones vs Skull & Bones, each has privately expressed:

"Then it won't matter which one of us wins."

Kucinich & Sharpton would solve Iraq & Afghanistan quagmires most expediently, simultaneously reducing our foreign oil dependence.

Kucinich would have Amerika's budget balanced + Bushy's entire cabinet behind bars b4 Christmas 2005.

What better gift could we ask 4?

Sharpton would improve our relations with all African, Asian & South Amerikan countries.

Kerry will just "Carry On", but unlike Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young suggest.

Dean's scream, though frightening at first, shall soon prove advantageous.

Kucinich Pres, Sharpton VP, Dean Sec'y of State, Lieberman Defense Sec'y, Kerry Att Gen

Kucinich will gradually close all slaughterhouses freeing up grain enough to feed 5 billion Amerikans, setting the example for minimum 40 billion worldwide.

Petrified petrol presidents cannot help anyone, specially their higher selves.

Except for encouraging celibacy, marriage & prison release reform, his Union State speech wreaked.

Hydrogen-fuel cells + other alternative energies r already being used on 5 continents.

Due to our thoroughly corrupt, presently bankrupt, severely retarded leaders, Amerika is near last on line once again.

Indeed, only morons r still refining, buying & burning gasoline.

"What fools these mortals be." Macbeth

1) Honey I Shrunk the Kids 2) Poltergeist 3) Village of the Damned 4) Children of the Damned 5) Halloween 6) Friday the 13th 7) Bye Bye Birdie 8) West Side Story 9) Do the Right Thing 10) Parenthood 11) DAmodar-lIlA

In the spirit of Goldfinger's Odd-job, may we engage your use #15 to purify our local popstars, police & politicians?

rakta daNtAH bhaviSyanta, zleSma-dantAH tathA guNAH ||105||

Aggravated kapha causes teeth to redden. These doSas grant teeth other features.

Of course, we offer all respect to SadAziva, Zambhu, AdvaitAcarya's higher half (as well as better half), yet we totally declare war on that Supreme Intoxicator + any tamoguN canal his shady ziSyas may have polluted.

zravaNAdhyayanArthaM prati-SedhAt smRtez ca

attending recital; studying object; due to prohibition; recalled in text too

102) ZUdra may not hear or study Veda nor acquire riches for sacrificial performance; Historic PurANik verses attest same. ERgo zUdra's not qualified.

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we both benefit ki jaya! we all benefit ki jaya!

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SP explained how vegetarians don't even kill grain. In 3rd Ch, Krishna says non-offerers r thieves, not killers.

If I believed 4 one second we were really there, I could really get into this one. Amerika is credible some ways, not in others. Saddam was captured earlier by Kurds, but later who took credit?

Ask all your all-pervading godbrothers whether SP ziSya TaruN KRSNa dAs ever met & spoke with his godbrother, your/their gurudev. Ask them. C what they say. C what they CAN say. For even if they don't know, they could conceivably form a consensus from which...