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Respected Sandhuji, Thanks for the Article. This article is must read for any student of astrolgy. I hope more chapters in this series will follow soon. Regards Atul

Good luck to you

I request moderators of this forum to kindly delete this thread. I think this thread is not good for the sacred soul of this forum. I am again sorry and beg Pardon from all of you Atul

Respected Software_Riaz, I don't know that whether you will read this post again or not. But this time I am really serious and want to beg sorry. I didn't read this post by you earlier so I didn't mentioned this in my last message. I just read this message and I can't stop myself by posting this message that I never meant to point this to you. I had never done this type of thing in this forum or in my entire life. I didn't even noticed that you had posted any such message in this forum or you even used any such language. I am again feeling very sorry that you misunderstood me and I hurt you unknowingly. I never tried to point any person neither you or any other person. This joke is very special to me because I had listened this joke thousands of time in last 13 years from the mouth of my grandmother, who was the inspiration behind my learning of astrology. She died on 17th this month and yesterday was her Rasam Pagdi. So I started this thread as my tribute to her attitude of making every one smile in her 20 feet radius. She had a very good humour. So I tried to make every one smile in this forum, I thought this way I will feel closer to her. I never meant to hurt you. I am very sorry again. Please Forgive me Sorry Atul

You are right Riaz, I am stupid and not as intelligent you. So I usually laugh at jokes and do not try to interpret scientifically. I do not have enough brains like you so that I can spend them on such important things so minutely, so I wasn't able to interpret that how saturn can aspect both wealth and property. How Silly I am, instead I laughed at it!. I appreciate your knowledge and your attentive ness that you pointed out the thing so well and pointed out my mistake instead of laughing with heart and making someone smile you pointed out the mistake. You are really good. I think my horoscope can explain this stupidity in my brains may be due to my wrong birth time Also I appreciate your self esteem that you can not bear that any one laughs on anything you are related with, On the other side me, astupid fellow, made fun of myself and the science I am learning since last 13 years. I am thinkful to you as you iopened my eyes that lauging on self is not good. I am feeling guilty. So I beg sorry from all the intelligent people like Riaz, who are members of the forum for hurting your feelings. I apolozise Atul

Hahaha. That's very sweet and authorative too. hahaha Sure, I will have a look and get back to you

No. Even in a single day Lagna changes many times. Different Lagnas depict different properties of same planet in different charts. Also position on earth also changes effects of stars on you. Two children born on same time and same minute but 50 Kms apart can have different birth charts. Hope you got me Amateur

Don't you think you are over expecting from astrology I hope someday you wont' come to me for asking "forgotten password of your email account" Hahaha...don't mind. don't mean to hurt you

Astrologer: Saturn is aspecting your wealth and property and can snatch your happiness. You should do Shani shanti pooja. It will cost 1100 Rs. Man: But I don't have that much money. Astrologer: Ok, for you I will do that in 500 Rs only Man: I don't have even that much Astrologer: 251 Rs? Man: Nope Astrologer: 101? Man: un hun. No Astrology Ok, Finally I will do that in 11 Rs only. Final? Man: I have only 2 Rs and a quarter. Astrologer: Then you go. What else can SHANI do of you?

Place to Laugh with Astrology Lets all share Jokes, Quotes and Real incidents happened in our life which were related to astrology

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Respected Kirandeep, No need to thank, I am happy I was able to help you. and I am thankful for pointing out my mistakes. First of all, I am happy to hear that you improved your relation with your mother. You will See that the blessings of mother will vanish all the evil effects of your planets. Worshiping and serving mother and teachers is best remedy for any planet. Good luck from me. For your color and built I thought Saturn being the strongest and lord of Asc and Mars being the strongest planet will have most influence, But I was wrong Sun, Moon and Mercury also having the effect. Thanks for correcting me. Did Injury to your Right eye occured in Aug-oct 1992? I will suggest you a couple of more things based on new birth chart. For interpretation, I took your birth time at 3:10 pm. Regarding your profession, I now strongly think that Politics is not good for you. and although I will advice to try for IAS and work hard for that. You can get into. But your Ascendant, Jupiter in profession house, Mars in 11th house, and Venus lord of profession in 8th house, all of these indicate a better future for you in Finance and Insurance,. Your chart shows you have good communication skill with loud and sweet voice and your personality is authorative. But you lack team working skill. If you develop your team spirit and become a good team worker you can definitily have success in these fields. As for now the planets are in a little turmoil, you may not get any big job for now in any of these field, But you should start with a small job and if you work harder and harder (Which you chart indicate that you have to do, but you will not give up) you will surely rise the ladder of success. Practically, I advice you to become an insurance advisor of a good Insurance company. This will not demand too much of your time and you can work parttime, also you can concentrate on your studies also. Later on after your exam, you will have some experience in hands, and if anything goes bad in exams you will have an experience certificate in hand that will help you get a good job in insurance/finance related fields. Also one more thing you charts states, that you easily get bored by your work and you have a tendency to shift your profession. Also as your history shows, and your future will show that even if you get in a career say insurance/finance/IAS/Politics or any other profession, you will not be satisfied and will try to change your profession. But I strongly say to not to do this. I advice you to stick to one profession. Concentrate on IAS for now and later on finance/Insurance. You may get bored initially but later on when you will taste the fruit of success, you will remain in it. Just Do Hard work. This is must for everyone. Even people having Strongest Rajayogas, can not be successful if they do not work. This is most true. Regarding your finances, It seems Ok with them and not too much of problem I can see. Problem can be because of probem in profession but If you work hard you can easily comeout. For Gems and Remedies I am not so expert. I hope the able and experienced astrologers will help you surely. But I can suggest you something for now. For Gems, I think you should not wear any Gem as every Gems is bound to give you mix result. If it will benefice you from one aspect then will also harm you from second aspect. So you should concentrate on Praying, Meditation and Donations Suggested Remedies 1) Practice Meditation, (Practice Shavasana in Yoga) 2) Donate yellow pulse/Ladoos on thursdays (as per your ability) 3) Serve Mother and Teachers and Respect them 4) Read Hanuman Chalisa Daily 5) Donate clothes/umbrella/shoes not made of leather to poor and needy people on tuesdays/Saturdays (as per your ability) This is what I can suggest you for now. I hope some learned astrolgers in this forum will surely help you on this in this forum Regards Atul

Respected Sandhu ji, I am not experienced and also not so learned that I can give my opinion. I will remember and will try to apply this rule while interpreting and will come back here with some of my stupid views. But a question arise in my mind Taking the example stated by you (0f Mars, Ketu, Sagi and pieces) and Assuming that the result should be based on strength of planets and bhavas, To what degree can the Mars and Ketu affect the behaviour of jupiter (assuming Jupiter and Mars/Ketu have similar strength) Let us consider, When, The Jupiter is Functional malefic in a chart, then will the mars and ketu will increase Jupiter's Maleficity, But, If the planets in Sagi and pisces are Benefic (say mercury or venus), Will they decrease the malefic effect of jupiter or will show their benefic affect of themself along with malefic effect of jupiter? You can laugh if I sound stupid Regards Atul

As per your birth time at 3:30 pm ========================== Your Personality: You are logical in nature, proudy, lazy (Late riser), but hard worker when awake. You are aggressive, proudy, authorative. You like wars, but don't want to fight. You are very lucky sometime and sometime very unlucky. Your color is dark with dry hairs and with lean and thin built Your Study: You were good in studies, especially in school time. But in college it was average till june 2002 from 1999. You mave have faced problem in studies at that time even may have got supplementary. You were not concentrated in studies but was interested in courtship. BUt you improved after jan 2002 and studies were better after that till dec 2005 and lot of stress in mind after Nov 2008. So not able to concentrate on studies. Finances and careers: You will be lucky in regard to Financials, you may be earning less by profession but you will be getting enough by luck (Like gifts from relatives and friends). This chart explains your interest in change of subject and swithching to Sociology in end of 2005 after studying technical line. This Kaal sarpa dosha affects you dearly in your profession. Your family: Your conflicts with mother are expected, mainly due to your ego. She had to face many health problems in last 10 years. Your married life: delay in marriage expected. You had crush but never any fulfledged affair. Only single sided attarction (Notice attraction). This happened multiple (more than 2) times in your life. Your health: Problem expected in eyes, throat (1991). Injury on thighs. Wear spectacles. Have problem in Reproductive system related organs? Injury on lower leg (Below knees) When was of 6-7 years of Age? Overall, THis chart explains your foreign travel in may2003-Nov2004. We can also correlate this with problem to father with some chronic disease since 2002. Also your problems in profession after Dec 2005 As Jupiter is Functional Malefic in this chart and is in House of profession. Summary, I think third chart matches most to you. Chart changes at 3:03 pm IST. I had written all the details of all three charts here. You can correlate yourself. All the predictions here ar only coarse prediction and I had not included divisional charts and Strength of planets, as these differ with a few minute time difference. Again, I am just a student of astrology and I had tried my best to interpret the chart. Please let me know if I committed any mistake and pardon me If I sound rude. Regards Atul

s per your birth time at 2:00 pm ========================== Your Personality: You are aggressive, authorative and like to guide every body near you. You are not that logical and also not that proudy. You are a good speaker. Your skin color is fair, with yellowish tinge and hairs are not that dry. This Kaal sarpa yoga doesnot make you so poor and misery. ALthough you are a little mean and selfish. Your Study: You were average in studies in your school. But in college it improved. Your studies must improve after after 2006. You faced problem in study in 1993 / 2002. Your study related to technical line mainly. With Post graduate studies Finances and careers: You will be wealthy and successful in your career. Mainly related to Authorative job. You want to be authority in your field and doesnot want to settle for less than that. Interest in sociology arised after oct 2003? was interested in management before that? (Just for my own learning purpose) Your family: As per 2:00 pm, You always have coflicts with your mother Mainly due to your own nature and behaviour. Which worsened after June 2008. Your father was a service person, HIs luck/financial position improved after your birth. you have a younger brother Your married life: We had discussed about this in detail Your health: Problem expected in eye(1993-96) To be more specific may-july 1995. Injury on legs above knees (1994-96). Wear spectacles. Had Fever in 2002? may have to face some spychiatric problem? like strong misbeliefs? not so strong but moderate in nature. Overall, In this chart too I was not able to co-relate your foreign travel in Oct 2004. and Jupiter is not that bad for you in this chart. In fact your life quality must have improved after 2006.

Respected Kirandeep, I was not able to determine your exct birth time by the chronology you gave me. I had drawn few conclusion by reading your charts. Which are given below, I hope they will help you to determine the time you were born. I want to remind you that I am just a student of astrology, please forgive my mistakes if you find any. And please tell me where I am wrong. As per your birth time at 12 :00 noon ========================== Your Personality: You are highly logical in nature and will agree for a thing only if the logic satisfies you. You are aggressive, proudy, authorative and like to guide every body near you. You like wars, fight and want to win every conflict by hook or crook. Although you are a good protector of the persons who follow you and you think agree with you.You are not too affluent in speaking and shy of speaking and not confident in teaching, but are a good leader. Your planets make you somewhat lazy. Your skin color is wheatish with reddish tinge on cheeks and dry type of skin and hairs. Your Study: You were poor in studies, especially in school time. But in college it improved. You faced troubles in studies from 1991-93 and 1988. and time for studies was worst in 1993-96. Which improved a little bit after that. Your college studies were related to technical line (Not computers) Finances and careers: Your planets as per 12:00 noon makes you financially weak and you will have to face unexpected losses many times. Things become a little better after 2006. but again worsen after Jan 2009. Your this chart connects you to medical line, most probably surgery/dentistry. Will do job. Your family: As per 12:00 noon, You always have coflicts with your mother and your siblings. You mother had to face health problems after your birth. Esp in 1994-96 and 2003-4. Your father was a middle class person but had conflicts with his siblings. Your married life: No delay in marriage expected. Husband will be handsome. No crush/Love affair seen. Only some conflicts expected after marriage. Your health: Problem expected in eyes, throat (1991). Injury on legs below knees (1994-96). Wear spectacles. Had severe fever a/w cough in 2003-04 Over all, I wasn't able to co-relate this chart with your best time in education from 2000-2005. Although the time was better but we can not say as you excelled in studies. Your foreign travel indicated after 2006. This Kaal sarpa yoga make you poor, and misery

Respected Sandhu ji, I am highly thankful for the article. It is very helpful for all the learners like me on this forum. I hope you will keep sprinkling the shower of knowledge on all of us. Please accept my regards Atul

Dear, Please continue what you are doing now, also keep my upper post in mind. For donating yellow things on Thursday, If you can easlily get Ladoo or any other yellow sweet, Distribute some yellow sweet on thursday among your neighbourers as a prasad. Also you can help teachers, Brahamans or scholars on thursday (or any other day) by giving them some time and helping them in their work. This also helps Regards Sorry If I sound rude Atul

Dear Riaz, Only after reading your post I realised that astrology is really a complicated thing. .LOL LOL I am not good at gems, otherwise I must have helped you But I definitely liked your logical nature. It is clearly mentioned in your chart also lol But I really just realised, Astrology is really very Complicated. HAHAHA Don't mind please. I didn't wanted to hurt you Have a nice day. My heartly wishes for you Atul

Hello chandan, It is nice to hear that selfmotivation helped you. I strongly believe and I always say, and I want to repeat here also. that there are three factors which affect our life, 1) Our previous life karmas 2) Our this life karmas 3) Our close relatives karmas/Bhagya We will get the effect depending on whiatever is most strong for a given time/subject So, If by hard work you make your present life karmas powerful, the effect of other two factors will subside. This is clearly mentioned in ancient granthas also. Most clearly mentioned in "Charak samhita" with a detailed chapter on this alone. One more thing I want to say to you, When we prescribe a specific donation this is just being specific about some planet. But the basic funda is again based on the theory above. By donating in this life we are making our karmas in this life stronger and trying to subside the effect of our previous life karmas. So If you are not able to do a specific remedy, do just whatever you can easily do and you think will benefit the society most For example, for pacifying saturn, one of the suggested remedy is 'to bring a smile on face of a poor person'. Means making a person happier and also make Shabi dev happier. Do whatever you can to bring a smile on a person's face, It can be anything from giving him financial support to saying a few words of motivation or condolence. This remedy works as much as donating clothes. Hope you got what I am trying to say So main funda for you is to help other selflessly. If you are doing a donation and are expecting anything in return (from person or from God), then that deed is not counted as donation. I suggest you to read Shrimad Bhagwat Geeta once. This will not only motivate you but will also work as a Remedy. You can find it online (on scribd.com) Take care Have a nice day Let me know If I can help you more Regards Atul

I wish you all the best Take care Doc God is with you

Hello Kirandeep, I am a little tired for now to have a look at all the three kundlis in detail right now. Also I will be busy for a more couple of days. But I had a short look at all the three charts and all three charts give some similarity to your events ... lol I will have a look in detail as soon as I get some spare time, but I have a very weak short term memory . Please remind me again by email or here. My email id is dr.atul.bhatla@gmail.com Take care Amateur

Respected Unsungfame After looking at your chart, i want to add few things with Respected Mylilangel's prediction. i am also a learner, so please beg your forgiveness if i am wrong any where. Your chart shows that You are a kind of person who is imaginative, talkative, kindhearted, Music lover, aggressive, somewhat egoistic, short tempered and urging for authority. Saturn and Ketu affecting your personality and taking you to drinks. Remember, More you will follow their traits more you will be affected by them. i agree with Mylilangel what she said, And i think there is nothing more i can say. But i also insist, Stop Alcohol, this will cure 40% of your problems alone. Practice meditation and control your behavior. Be soft spoken and humble to other people and forgive everyone for whatever bad they have done/or do to you. This will solve further 20% of your problems. Do the Remedies suggested by Mylilangel and confirm about Gomed Again, Stop alcohol Can you please tell me what business/profession you are related to? This is just for my learning purpose (I think you are related to Medical line) Sorry If i sound rude Sorry for any mistakes Regards Atul

Respected sarad, In your chart, There is problem indicated in your profession, you may be forced more in coming future to leave the job, either by your husband or by the situation. But I advice you to not leave the job and continue with it. Your chart shows you are related with Teaching Line (Please let me know if I am wrong) Regarding your infertility, I was not able to find much afflictions in your chart except Ketu affecting your career and progeny both, and a retrograde jupiter in house 5. Although Ketu is affectinb but I am not sure whether it is enough to cause such a strong problem. Your chart shows that your problems worsened after mid feb this year. Which is supposed to be till mid may after that from May to Aug will be favourable period for your career and fertilization both. But that will be followed by Ketu Pratyantar Dasha Again which will cause hinderance in the pregnancy. Can you please tell me what exact problem you are facing in pregnancy, whether it is miscarriage again and again or the fertilisation doesnot happen? Again, I am not an expert so I am not able to advice you remedies. I am sure able astrologers in this forum will be able to help you. For the time being, I can suggest you, Do not leave your job Donate Blankets to poor people/temple on Saturdays Donate yellow things (Pulses/Ladoos) on thursdays Feed Dogs daily Be vegetarian Practice meditation I hope these will surely help you. Regards Atul

Hello Kirandeep, No need to thanks, It's my pleasure to be here. In fact, I feel thankful to all the people on this forum who are helping me in learning. Yes, I noticed Jupiter and Saturn aspecting your 7th house. But I didn't mentioned because I thought large part is cuased by Rahu and Mars. Your chart shows conflicts with your mother. But most of the time you are responsible for them. Your Ego and aggressiveness most probably cause the conflicts. I think you should try to improve relation with your mother. Mother is a person who brought you in this world, fed you when you were not able to move, cleaned you and took care of you when you needed her the most. And now is the time when she need you and you should fulfill your responsibility. Improving relation doesn't take a lot, start with a simple Sorry and start a new relation. Our parents can be wrong sometime but what they want for us is what they think is best for us. Just say a simpe Sorry to her. Sun's affect on moon make you authorative. You chart is good for both Civil services and Politics. But for the time being your planets are favourable more for Civil Services. You should concentrate on Civil services for now, I think so One more thing I want to ask, Do your wear Spectacles? and did you ever had any serious injury on your legs? Again this is for my own learnig purpose Sorry If I sound rude Good Luck Atul