[world-vedic] God's retirement

11-11-1999, 04:40 AM

>From: Vrinda@...
>To: Vrinda@...
>Subject: God's retirement
>Date: Tue, 9 Nov 1999 21:55:47 EST
>
>Scientists want God to retire...
>
>One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that
>Man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one
>scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The
>scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
>longer need You. We're to the point that we can clone people and do
>many miraculous things, so why don't You just retire?"
>
>God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but
>first, how about this, let's have a Man-making contest."
>
>To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"
>
>God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the
>old days with Adam."
>
>The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed
>himself a handful of dirt.
>
>God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own
>dirt!"

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