Urine and Roadside Madman

**Urine and Roadside Madman -** 02-21-2005, 02:12 AM

A friend of mine, who is deeply in Ayurveda, once thought he had cancer, and
thought that drinking his own urine would help as per his ayurvedic
knowledge.

So, he began doing it daily.

Once however, he was on a road trip, and had to do it at a rest stop, you
know, stop, take a pee, and drink.

Well, he went into the bathroom at the rest stop, and pee'd in his cup, and
began to drink it.

Another (normal American) man was nearby and saw this, and was naturally
stunned and made afraid by the insane act he was witnessing.

So my friend said, "Don't worry, I just escaped from the mental hospital
down the highway"

The man ran out of the bathroom, and my friend proceeded on his way.

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**Re: Urine and Roadside Madman -** 02-21-2005, 05:10 AM

Hey, Das

This may be related to the subject you started...Last Saturday, I
attended a party and the discussion came to the current practices in
drug testing. One of the guests stated that some people in a drug
program have resorted to unusual methods of subverting the urine
tests. Apparently, these people are using fake penises with urine
which they can submit for testing! Have a good one...

Regards,

John R.

--- In valist (AT) yahoogroups (DOT) com, Das Goravani <das@g...> wrote:
>
> A friend of mine, who is deeply in Ayurveda, once thought he had
cancer, and
> thought that drinking his own urine would help as per his ayurvedic
> knowledge.
>
> So, he began doing it daily.
>
> Once however, he was on a road trip, and had to do it at a rest
stop, you
> know, stop, take a pee, and drink.
>
> Well, he went into the bathroom at the rest stop, and pee'd in his
cup, and
> began to drink it.
>
> Another (normal American) man was nearby and saw this, and was
naturally
> stunned and made afraid by the insane act he was witnessing.
>
> So my friend said, "Don't worry, I just escaped from the mental
hospital
> down the highway"
>
> The man ran out of the bathroom, and my friend proceeded on his way.
>
>
>
> Das Goravani, Pres.
> Dancing Moon, Inc.
> 2852 Willamette St #353
> Eugene OR 97405 USA
>
> Service@D...
>
> 800-532-6528
> 541-485-8453
>
> http://www.goravani.com
> http://www.dancingmooninc.com
>
> Really fine Jyotish Astrology Software