From Laugh-a-Lot

Hare Krishna --


"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told
me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman



~~~ Wrong food... ~~~


A women came to her doctor in a panic. "Doctor! All day long
my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed.
What will happen to her?"

"Don't worry." said the Doctor, "Eventually, she will rise and
shine!"

~~~ Wrong way... ~~~


A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"Doctor, what's the matter with me?"

"You're not eating properly."

- As told by Owner-LaughALot (AT) ListFarm (DOT) com

Hare Krishna --

ys, Balarama Dasa