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Default Maths joke - 07-10-2009, 09:34 AM

It is great to see people sharing some joke to make others laugh. I would also like to share a joke.

Student 1: Dancing after looking at his maths question paper in exam.
Student 2: Why are you dancing?
Student 1: It is specified in question paper that marks will be given for every step.

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Default 07-16-2009, 02:52 AM

lolz... that was really funny.

It reminds 10 years back.. when our Teacher used to tell say, "FIND the solution for the given problem."

We used to look below our table, and say "where??????"
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mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours.
Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours."
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt."
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"
source: Volker Runde, Math Jokes
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Reaction of teachers when they see a thief in school

English Teacher : 'Thief Thief'
Hindi Teacher : 'Chor Chor'
Math Teacher : '420 420'
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Default 08-02-2009, 08:22 PM

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lolz... that was really funny.

It reminds 10 years back.. when our Teacher used to tell say, "FIND the solution for the given problem."

We used to look below our table, and say "where??????"
haha!
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