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01-26-2005, 08:26 PM
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Software Husband
Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife : Have you brought the grocery ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morning? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ? Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters ... Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : By Default. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : File in use ... Try after some time. Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + . + DEL to Reboot. Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ? Husband : File system is full. Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ? Husband : Only user in my WRITE group. Wife : What is my value in the family ? Husband : Unknown Virus.
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01-28-2005, 04:31 AM
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Great !!!
I laughed heartily! You must be married to enjoy it!!! |
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01-28-2005, 03:02 PM
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Not married
...yet.. Buddist husband says to this wife..did you offer prasadam yet? Wife answers not yet.
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01-30-2005, 03:54 AM
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been married, don\'t get several answers
Most of his answers don't jive w her questions, no?
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{"We r prepared for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur" "We recognize there r hurdles, and we shall achieve those hurdles" "It will take time to restore order & chaos"} GWB "adanta-gobhir viSatam tamizram" PrahlAD Never trust a woman or a politician" ChAnakya PaNDit No Meat No Fish No Eggs So Pure No Need To Kill To Live So Kind - TKd |
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06-26-2008, 08:06 AM
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HAHAHA ........... I am an S/w Eng , i can understand. |
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