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03-18-2008, 03:24 AM
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My made up jokes-alive
Did'nt make in a long while... Hindu, Muslim, Christian walk into a lampost, Christian says 'jesus christ'!, Muslim says 'Oh allah'!, Hindu says 'oh your &£#$'. |
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03-18-2008, 03:28 AM
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Another one.. A Hindu gentleman asks his wifd why she hit him with a 'whalan' -rolling pin in Gujurati, Wife says dont you know its 'Walantines Day Today?'. (i stole that one) |
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03-18-2008, 03:37 AM
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Okay, A Hindu, Muslim, Christian in a car, lost they ask a passer by for directions, Christian says 'we are lost', Muslim says 'whe are also lost', Hindu says 'i'm not lost, but where is...' |
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03-21-2008, 05:32 AM
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Pankaj, how many Pankaj's r there in UK? R u, could u b the one who started Pankaj Rock mid 70s? Or was Punk started much earlier by Queen Kunti-devi 5,000 yrs ago: namo pankajAnabhAya, namo pankajA-maline namo pankajA-netrAya, namas te pankajAnghraye (1.8.??)
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{"We r prepared for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur" "We recognize there r hurdles, and we shall achieve those hurdles" "It will take time to restore order & chaos"} GWB "adanta-gobhir viSatam tamizram" PrahlAD Never trust a woman or a politician" ChAnakya PaNDit No Meat No Fish No Eggs So Pure No Need To Kill To Live So Kind - TKd |
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03-21-2008, 12:07 PM
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Im 31, |
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