A few jokes

01-15-2006, 05:07 PM

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

“Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by
announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose
will reply by saying, 'I resign'”
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.