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07-14-2004, 09:44 AM
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?
Question: What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac? Answer: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is Dog. --- From Billboards: "Due to current economic difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice." ---- "Smoke. Because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm." ---- True sign that appeared in front of a Baptist Church: "Members Only, Trespassers will be Baptized!" ---- Bumper Stickers: "I don't question YOUR existence." ~ God ---- "Next time you think you're so perfect, try walking on water." - Jesus ---- Sorry, my karma just ran over your dogma. ---- "Don't you make me come down from this cloud!" ~ An Angel. ---- My Other Vehicle is a broom. ---- "O Lord, Save Me From Your Followers." ---- "My God's not dead. Sorry to hear about yours." ---- MISC: Buddhism: If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound? Bush: If you cut down a tree in a protected forest, did it happen? ---- A mystical vaishya was overheard saying: "I am having an out-of-money experience." ---- Q) What do you call a sadhu who can't sew? A) A "mend-he-cant" ---- If you don't believe in reincarnation, don't worry. You probably will in your next life.
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07-15-2004, 03:53 PM
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Good ones - Leno said something similar
That Bushy Buddhist one I heard in connection with present Wash DC adminstration's environmental policy. DASANI (neuter) means 3 or more servants. Cola's goal - to enslave us all!!! Paying for, then carrying water around in plastic containers. Outrageous, no!? Someone even said it was only tap water after all.
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{"We r prepared for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur" "We recognize there r hurdles, and we shall achieve those hurdles" "It will take time to restore order & chaos"} GWB "adanta-gobhir viSatam tamizram" PrahlAD Never trust a woman or a politician" ChAnakya PaNDit No Meat No Fish No Eggs So Pure No Need To Kill To Live So Kind - TKd |
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