What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?

krsna · 07-14-2004, 09:44 AM

Question: What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?

Answer: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is Dog.

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From Billboards:

"Due to current economic difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice."

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"Smoke. Because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm."

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True sign that appeared in front of a Baptist Church:

"Members Only, Trespassers will be Baptized!"

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Bumper Stickers:

"I don't question YOUR existence." ~ God

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"Next time you think you're so perfect, try walking on water." - Jesus

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Sorry, my karma just ran over your dogma.

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"Don't you make me come down from this cloud!" ~ An Angel.

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My Other Vehicle is a broom.

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"O Lord, Save Me From Your Followers."

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"My God's not dead. Sorry to hear about yours."

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MISC:

Buddhism: If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

Bush: If you cut down a tree in a protected forest, did it happen?

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A mystical vaishya was overheard saying: "I am having an out-of-money experience."

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Q) What do you call a sadhu who can't sew?
A) A "mend-he-cant"

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If you don't believe in reincarnation, don't worry. You probably will in your next life.

Tarun · 07-15-2004, 03:53 PM

That Bushy Buddhist one I heard in connection with present Wash DC adminstration's environmental policy.
DASANI (neuter) means 3 or more servants. Cola's goal - to enslave us all!!!
Paying for, then carrying water around in plastic containers. Outrageous, no!?
Someone even said it was only tap water after all.