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Old 05-10-2001, 08:27 PM   #1

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How a man withdraws cash from ATM.

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away


How a woman withdraws cash from ATM

01) Park the car
02) Check makeup
03) Go to ATM
04) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
05) Insert card
06) Hit Cancel
07) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
08) Insert card
09) Enter PIN
10) Take cash
11) Start car
12) Stop car
13) Run back to ATM
14) Take ATM card
15) Back to car
16) Check makeup
17) Start car
18) Drive for 1/2 mile
19) Release handbrake
20) Drive on

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Old 05-12-2001, 08:29 PM   #2

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shvu - You are going to be in BIG trouble if your wife sees that! I hope you like sleeping on the couch.

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Old 05-12-2001, 11:46 PM   #3

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No problem, I am single.

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Old 05-16-2001, 07:29 PM   #4
 
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I understand why!

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Originally posted by shvu:

No problem, I am single.

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