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Old 07-17-2001, 06:55 AM   #1

Mace Mealer
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I was
realized some time back,
but if
memory serves correct,
it was
by someone else.
I think
they said something like,
"Hey,
there you are!"
At the
time I didn't think much
about
it.
But ya
know, sometimes I
wonder
if it wasn't something
kinda
special.
It feels
all warm and fuzzy
to consider
myself special.
It's
entirely possible that I'm
somewhat
better than other
people.
Ya know
maybe I should
spread
some of this stuff around,
help
out the little people.
"Hey
there you are!"

















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Old 07-17-2001, 09:40 AM   #2

Daniel Berkow
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I was realized some time back,
but if
memory serves correct,
it was by
someone else.
Memory is an image.

I think they said something like,
"Hey,
there you are!"
There you were.

At the time I didn't think much
about
it.
But ya
know, sometimes I
wonder if
it wasn't something
kinda
special.
What's past, is past.

It feels all warm and fuzzy
to consider
myself special.
A good trick you've learned.

It's entirely possible that I'm
somewhat
better than other

people.
As long as there are others, it's entirely
possible.

Ya know maybe I should
spread some
of this stuff around,
help out
the little people.
"Hey
there you are!"
As long as you're warm and fuzzy.

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Old 07-17-2001, 09:40 AM   #3

Wim Borsboom
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Dear Mace,
"Hey, there you are!"
There you are Mace, excellent!

"Hey, there you are!"
When that's the first thing you hear when you are born things are gonna be alright.

"Oh my Gooood !"
When that's the first thing you hearwhen you are born life's gonna be no joke...

Love, Wim

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Old 07-17-2001, 10:53 AM   #4

Wim Borsboom
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Hey Dan,

The subject title
of Mace's post was,
"No Joke."

You took that quite serious...

:-) Wim (-:

Last time I looked, I saw my body.
No, I did not look in a mirror!
Last time I looked was a moment ago.
No, I did not look at a watch!
Last time I looked, my body was standing,
but not on this chair, as I now sit.
No, I did not need to measure!
This time I look at the screen,
I feel my fingers tapping,
I'm hearing the clicks,
I smell my body.
The bath is running.
Last time I looked,
there was nobody around...
I'm sitting in the nude.

I will take the phone into the bathroom
as somebody mihgt rrring

Wouldn't you know it !!!
The phone just rang !!!
Ha, :-) I am still in the nude...
Somebody wants to see me
in the afternoon, some advice.
I will be dressed.
I'm sure.

The bath is ready...
by the sound of it.
Let me go and check
....
....
Ah, it was warm...
I'll feel fuzzy, hmmmm.
Wet fingers typing...

No matter how we twist it,
no matter how we turn...
we have time on our hands,
bodies to play with,
places to be,
places to go.

Not only do I feel warm and fuzzy
I am

enlightenedly
delighted
delightedly so
Wim in full glory!

I'll be dancing to the bath,
I'll splash,
I'll float,
I'll lather,
I'll hum maybe haw,
I'll drip and I'll dry.

I'll dry
in the sun
outside
on the lwan.

I know I will because I always do.
And if somebody's coming...
well it's my body they'll see.
And if they wanna touch me...
That would be fine with me!

I would be enlightenedly delighted
as I am already now

Quick now,
don't want the bath get cold...
Click the Send button
.... first the spell check...

Ah no,
If I can be naked I can also leave soem typinh eros
:-)

Wim,
digitally yours in love


----- Original Message -----
From: Daniel Berkow
To: HarshaSatsangh (AT) yahoogroups (DOT) com
Sent: Tuesday, July 17, 2001 9:40 AM
Subject: [HarshaSatsangh] Re: No Joke
I was realized some time back, but if memory serves
correct, it was by someone else. Memory is an image.
I think they said something like, "Hey, there you are!"
There you were.
At the time I didn't think much about it. But ya
know, sometimes I wonder if it wasn't something kinda
special. What's past, is past.
It feels all warm and fuzzy to consider myself special.
A good trick you've learned.
It's entirely possible that I'm somewhat better than
other people. As long as there are others, it's entirely
possible.
Ya know maybe I should spread some of this stuff around,
help out the little people. "Hey there you are!" As long
as you're warm and
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somewhere. No path goes nowhere. Paths, places, sights, perceptions,
and indeed all experiences arise from and exist in and subside back
into the Space of Awareness. Like waves rising are not different than
the ocean, all things arising from Awareness are of the nature of
Awareness. Awareness does not come and go but is always Present. It
is Home. Home is where the Heart Is. Jnanis know the Heart to be the
Finality of Eternal Being. A true devotee relishes in the Truth of
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Old 07-17-2001, 01:54 PM   #5

Daniel Berkow
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Hey Wim --

The subject title
of Mace's post was,
"No Joke."

You took that quite serious...
Wow, that's a serious allegation, Wim.
Better call the Sirius police.
Here, use my interdimensional telecommunicator.
Serious Love,
Dan

:-) Wim (-:

Last time I looked, I saw my body.
No, I did not look in a mirror!
Last time I looked was a moment ago.
No, I did not look at a watch!
Last time I looked, my body was standing,
but not on this chair, as I now sit.
No, I did not need to measure!
This time I look at the screen,
I feel my fingers tapping,
I'm hearing the clicks,
I smell my body.
The bath is running.
Last time I looked,
there was nobody around...
I'm sitting in the nude.

I will take the phone into the bathroom
as somebody mihgt rrring

Wouldn't you know it !!!
The phone just rang !!!
Ha, :-) I am still in the nude...
Somebody wants to see me
in the afternoon, some advice.
I will be dressed.
I'm sure.

The bath is ready...
by the sound of it.
Let me go and check
....
....
Ah, it was warm...
I'll feel fuzzy, hmmmm.
Wet fingers typing...

No matter how we twist it,
no matter how we turn...
we have time on our hands,
bodies to play with,
places to be,
places to go.

Not only do I feel warm and fuzzy
I am

enlightenedly
delighted
delightedly so
Wim in full glory!

I'll be dancing to the bath,
I'll splash,
I'll float,
I'll lather,
I'll hum maybe haw,
I'll drip and I'll dry.

I'll dry
in the sun
outside
on the lwan.

I know I will because I always do.
And if somebody's coming...
well it's my body they'll see.
And if they wanna touch me...
That would be fine with me!

I would be enlightenedly delighted
as I am already now

Quick now,
don't want the bath get cold...
Click the Send button
.... first the spell check...

Ah no,
If I can be naked I can also leave soem typinh
eros
:-)

Wim,
digitally yours in love


----- Original Message -----
From: Daniel Berkow
To:
HarshaSatsangh (AT) yahoogroups (DOT) com
Sent: Tuesday, July 17, 2001 9:40 AM
Subject: [HarshaSatsangh] Re: No Joke
I was realized some time back,
but if memory serves correct,
it was by someone else.
Memory is an image.
I think they said something like,
"Hey, there you are!"
There you were.
At the time I didn't think much
about it.
But ya know, sometimes I
wonder if it wasn't something
kinda special.
What's past, is past.
It feels all warm and fuzzy
to consider myself special.
A good trick you've learned.
It's entirely possible that I'm
somewhat better than other
people.
As long as there are others, it's entirely
possible.
Ya know maybe I should
spread some of this stuff around,
help out the little people.
"Hey there you are!"
As long as you're warm and fuzzy.

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