Fresh air

05-10-2000, 02:56 AM

Hi all,

Sorry, it's OOT, but quite funny :-)
I hope you don't mind. :-)
Have a nice day...
:-):-):-)

> The story goes......
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> Dumb man + smart woman = affair
> Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> ----------
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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>
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
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>
> Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot
> more willing to die.
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>
> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two
> people remembering the same thing.
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>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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>
> A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
> that is the beginning of a new argument.
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>
> There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
> marriage and after marriage.
>
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