Oooh!

Theist said, "#^*@"!

Oops now I said, #^*@! [Duh! I said it again.]


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This is what I do --I wear a common cricket cap with a patch sown-on --on the front, above the visor [with the face of Krishna's Jagannatha Rupa] that looks exactly like this:


But the eyes don't follow the other passengers on the train.

Try it yourself and you'd be a walking reminder of Jagannatha's (Krishna's) Face.