Here is a cheap-skate way of offering food to Krishna:

With great affection [that you will have cultured by serving advanced Vaisnava yogis]:

While looking at a picture of Krishna, set down a plate of un-tasted prepared & cooked food [or circumambulate the plate in your hands around the picture] and, Ring a triangle chime-bell [like in the cowboy movies] and yell**:

Hey Krishna Hey Balarama! Lunch [breakfast; snacks; dinner; softdrinks; all that you offer and give away; etc] is ready! Come and get it while its hot!

Then later peek in to take the remnents.

.................................................. ............................................
**Here is what a HARE KRISHNA devotee chants [prays]:

om ajñana timirandhasya jñanañjana salakaya
chaksur unmilitam yena tamai sri gurave namah<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:" /><o:p></o:p>


namo maha vandayaya krsna prema pradayate
krsnaya krsna cheitanya namne goura tvise namah<o:p></o:p>

<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
namo brahmanya devaya go brahmana hitaya cha
jagad hitaya krsnaya govindaya namo namah<o:p></o:p>


Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama

Rama Rama Hare Hare<o:p></o:p>

.................................................. ...............................................





Then later peek in to take the remnents.