I asked my guru these questions:

Guruji which should I buy a PC or mac?

Guruji Should I shop at Wal-mart?

Guruji should I drive an american car or a japanese car?

Guruji which hairsyle shoiuld I wear?

Guruji should I get a job to support my wife and kids?

Guruji should I go to college?

Guruji should I breathe?

Guruji should drink water?

Guruji what other questions should I ask?

Guruji should I be loyal to your organisation?

Guruji is Santa Claus real?

Guruji should I vote democrat or republican?

Sigh.....